Smutty Social Media, November 16, 2015
Back in August, Sarah wrote about Bruce Willis leaving a Woody Allen film due to a “scheduling conflict” with the Broadway production of Misery. She also mentioned how he’s over it (“it” being learning lines and blocking) and walks all over directors. Julie Klausner, co-creator and star of Difficult People, saw Misery this weekend, and it seems all of Bruce’s extra time off was for naught. Does anything say, “I’m just here for the paycheque” more than a visible ear piece?
They should replace Bruce Willis with a pile of gently used seat cushions in MISERY & that pile of cushions would probably make more choices— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 15, 2015
In all seriousness, Bruce Willis is so bad in MISERY you wanna hobble his SAG card— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) November 15, 2015
Speaking of needing a paycheque, Lindsay Lohan is starring in a new movie. I’m sure when she gets fired halfway through it will all be a giant misunderstanding.
And now for a palate cleanser: a real Broadway and movie star working his ass off in rehearsal.
David Brent is back! Just the overbite is enough to kill me.
So, by Gaga (and others’) logic, she wouldn’t touch gloves and thus deserved to get knocked out. In that case what does Floyd Mayweather deserve?
Amy Schumer helps Amber Rose with her confidence.
Do athletes like getting flowers on the field? I don’t watch football ever, so I don’t know. What would they do with them when the get into the locker room? Find a vase?
Because she knew social media needed it this weekend – Beyonce brings out Blue Ivy.
Attached: Amber Rose and Amy Schumer at the VH1 Big In 2015 Awards in LA on November 15, 2015.
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