This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf.
No. None of the above.
This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl looking not like a hermaphrodite with both vagina and penis but like androgen – no vagine, no peen.
It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, so ambiguous. It’s appealing, no doubt, to an 8 year old who hasn’t quite developed, but seriously, really, through adult eyes, does this look like a sexual person? Or does this look like an asexual single cell organism?
I f-cking LOVE Footloose. For the gays and the straights, Kevin Bacon was Dancing Sex. And now they’ve pissed on the legacy by casting in his place a Dancing Amoeba.
Let’s hear it for the Amoeba!
Oh my God the 80s…
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