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Footloose Androgynous

June 29, 2009 13:55:38 Posted at June 29, 2009 13:55:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is not Astro Boy come to life. Not a Manga character dressed up in New York. Also not an escaped Elf. No. None of the above. This is Chace Crawford shooting Season 3 of Gossip Girl looking not like a hermaphrodite with both vagina and penis but like androgen – no vagine, no peen. It’s the hair, obviously, but also those features – so delicate, so pretty, so ambiguous. Full Story

Poor Man’s LipGloss?

May 20, 2009 07:55:38 Posted at May 20, 2009 07:55:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one thing for Megan Fox to be called the Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie. I mean at least the subject is Angelina Jolie. But imitating, and failing, at imitating LipGloss? Dude, is that a good move? Zac Efron dropped out of Footloose claiming he did not want to be type cast as a singing dancing elfin. Full Story

The 80s ruined prom

May 14, 2009 08:40:24 Posted at May 14, 2009 08:40:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never thought I’d hate on the 80s. But Gossip Girl did the 80s a disservice on Monday night’s episode. Worst episode of the year. So no wonder it’s been rumoured that they’ve killed the Lily spin-off. Because who really cares about Young Lily? Especially when she’s played by Brittany Snow? It wasn’t all Brittany Snow’s fault. Full Story

Poppy can’t act

April 28, 2009 20:34:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 20:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve now designed a place for girls like her. We refer to it a few times in our weekly chat. After the hilarious brilliance of last week, yesterday’s episode fell a little flat. Cater waiter! It sets up however for a Poppy season ending takedown, and taking a bitch down is what this show is all about. Full Story

Cater Waiter!

April 21, 2009 16:11:51 Posted at April 21, 2009 16:11:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Very, very strong episode last night. Because it was funny! Great timing, great chemistry between (most of) the actors, and as we concluded in the end – no Vanessa = good show. Poor V. Nobody missed V. In place of V enter Gabriel. Bland, taupe, but with a secret Poppy plotting against Serena. It’s the people around Serena who make Serena interesting. Full Story

Chuck Bass dressed to kilt

March 31, 2009 18:42:00 Posted at March 31, 2009 18:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ed Westwick has the worst turned out manfeet in the history of Hollywood turned out manfeet. Like his turned out manfeet should marry Britney’s turned out girlfeet. But… He’s still my shamef-ck, a status cemented even more by his appearance last night at the 7th Annual Dressed to Kilt charity fashion show in New York. Full Story

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High School Theatre

March 18, 2009 08:34:00 Posted at March 18, 2009 08:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s so layered. And our tangential obsession this week was Brody Jenner’s (the director) cameo appearance. Right? So yeah, not the strongest episode. But the very end, the very end is very, very promising. Turning a corner for Springtime, hopefully… Chuck’s face said it all. Full Story

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No one kisses like Chuck Bass

February 16, 2009 14:05:37 Posted at February 16, 2009 14:05:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from her facial expression though Chace wasn’t exactly lighting Leighton’s loins on fire. Full Story

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Chuck Wide Shut Yale Mole

February 3, 2009 11:38:00 Posted at February 3, 2009 11:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another mediocre episode resulted in more tangents during our Gossip Girl weekly. Including a new obsession we called Yale Mole … This is what happens when there’s too much Dan and Serena and not enough Chuck. They took him away from the high school action, wisely I suppose, since he’s like a CEO or some sh-t now but still… leaving us to suffer through the bland blonde and her wishy washy boyfriend tangled up with Mary Kay LeTourneau, it’s cruel. Full Story

J Crew > Dan Humphrey

January 21, 2009 08:51:00 Posted at January 21, 2009 08:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper than Aaron Rose. And even Nate and Vanessa are hotter than anything to do with a Humphrey. Full Story