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Serenity seeks asylum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2011 16:51:01 November 2, 2011 16:51:01

How much do you love that shot of Julie Andrews at the table with Prince Albert and Her Serenity Charlene of Monaco? God he seems like such a buffoon. Here they are, the newlyweds Grimaldi in New York last night at the Princess Grace Awards Gala. Charlene, as you can see, was as docile as ever. Very beautiful but also very numb. Full Story

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Handholding makes her nauseous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 15:19:05 October 5, 2011 15:19:05
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Prince Albert and Prison Bride Charlene Serenity welcomed Croatian President Ivo Josipovic to Monaco yesterday. It was a state visit. And the First Lady would have been required to be there even though she probably preferred hanging out in Paris where she was earlier this week and where she appeared much livelier - click here Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Part 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2011 17:16:09 October 3, 2011 17:16:09

Last week, Prison Bride Serenity Charlene was let out on official royal duty to visit a small town in Monaco without Prince Albert. Click here if you missed it.This weekend, amazingly, she was permitted to travel to Paris for Fashion Week where she sat front row at Albert Kriemler for Akris yesterday looking about as animated and as relaxed as we’ve seen her in a long, long time. Full Story

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Prison Bride goes out alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2011 17:31:19 September 30, 2011 17:31:19

Well this is new. Prince Albert was spotted at two consecutive official events the last few weeks without the Supreme Serenity High Princess Charlene at his side prompting many to wonder whether or not she was negotiating her escape. Yesterday however Charlene emerged alone on official royal duty - she attended the traditional mass of the Feast of Saint Michael in a small town called Turbie in the hills of Monaco. Full Story

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Prison Bride dragged out for duty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2011 06:52:39 August 30, 2011 06:52:39

Look at him in the first photo attached, glancing back at his wife, the Serene Highness of Captivity Princess Charlene, as if he can barely stand her, and can’t be bothered to conceal it. Dick. The Monte Carlo Golf Club was celebrating its 100th anniversary on Sunday. So Prince Albert of Monaco had to show up for the occasion, dragging his nauseous bride along for the photo opportunity, the best illustration of “a smile that doesn’t reach the eyes” that I’ve ever seen. Full Story

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Prisoner Bride & Prince Warden to sue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2011 08:45:45 July 26, 2011 08:45:45

Her Serene Highness Princess Charlene and her husband Prince Albert of Monaco don’t appreciate that we keep thinking that she’s being held prisoner in a white castle. They insist that Charlene did not try to escape three times before her wedding and eventually had her passport confiscated and have filed papers in French court against L’Express Magazine for fuelling what they call “false rumours” about their relationship. Full Story

Prisoner Bride stands by her Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2011 07:13:53 July 21, 2011 07:13:53

She allegedly tried to escape him three times and was supposedly recaptured each time, the final time just days before the wedding that resulted in her passport getting confiscated. As you know, Her Serene Highness Prisoner Charlene of Monaco married Prince Albert and wept at the wedding amid new reports that he was to submit to paternity tests for yet another child out of wedlock while they were seriously dating and just before he proposed. Full Story

Prisoner Bride: birth it and you can go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 13:10:46 July 11, 2011 13:10:46

Prisoner Bride Charlene Wittstock, the Serene Highness of Monaco, and her husband Prince Albert have ended their honeymoon in South Africa and returned home so that he can deal with the DNA test and the latest paternity claim. There are reports coming out of South Africa however that when they were there, they were sleeping in separate hotels and now that they’ve cut short their holiday, it’s convinced people even more that Charlene has been put on lockdown. Full Story

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Prisoner Bride for a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 07:05:28 July 8, 2011 07:05:28

It was a week ago today that Her Serene Highness The Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert showed us the first in what would eventually be a series of awkward kisses and interactions at their splashy wedding. The couple is on honeymoon in South Africa and attended a dinner party last night. Full Story

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Charlene’s tears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2011 06:18:33 July 4, 2011 06:18:33

If you thought the Photo Assumption on that kiss was bad the other day – click here if you missed it the other day – wait ‘til you see the video. Charlene Wittstock married Prince Albert of Monaco in a civil ceremony on Friday. On Saturday it was time for church – a major production, with a major Euro cheese guest list, and a bride who was rather tearful. Full Story

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