Charlie Sheen vs Rihanna

May 22, 2014 20:19:49 Posted at May 22, 2014 20:19:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Charlie Sheen just went on Twitter to blast Rihanna. Apparently he and his fiancée were out for dinner the other night and asked to have their photo taken with her and she blew them off.

My first reaction:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Here’s Charlie’s full description of what happened:

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night...?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess "Talk That Talk"
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c

#Hamateur
http://twitpic.com/e4g56o

Rihanna is a f-cking bitch. We know this. Rihanna doesn’t pretend. She’s not Reese Witherspoon. Charlie Sheen? A f-cking asshole.

So what’s your sh-t vs diarrhoea pick here?

Is she wrong for not being nice to a fan? Or is she awesome for basically telling Charlie Sheen to shove it up his ass?

Me? I’m going Rihanna for the win. Not only because she punked him off but because he had to go on social media to whinge about getting punked off. I can’t wait for her to respond. But…I almost don’t want her to.  I want her to totally ignore it, let him shout at the wind. While she remains completely oblivious.

Update: Rihanna has since fired back via Twitter.

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