September 21, 2007 08:29:13
Posted at September 21, 2007 08:29:13
Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with her daughter Sam. Full Story
September 20, 2007 07:52:47
Posted at September 20, 2007 07:52:47
Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. This time it’s a repeat of the same allegations she levelled against Charlie when they initially separated – something about him demonstrating deviant behaviour – accusations he vehemently denied but that were mysteriously leaked to the media and never substantiated. Full Story
August 30, 2007 13:23:04
Posted at August 30, 2007 13:23:04
Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to her sending an assistant to “spy” on him during custodial visits. Full Story
March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Posted at March 28, 2007 12:00:00
Denise Richards Resumé:- ask Charlie Sheen- ask Heidi Fleiss- dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal- damages OPP- injures elderly ladies- allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story
January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
At a party thrown by Martin Sheen the other day for the cast of Bobby - now you know why I call him Gary because next to a fellow who can actually grow a proper beard, Ashton"s patchwork looks even more pronounced.
Still. Full Story
November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Hasn’t been a good week for Denise. Already controversial, already not all that popular for her fantastical claims against Charlie Sheen mysteriously leaked to the press AND for hooking up with her ex BFFs man like 30 seconds after they split, Denise Richards has now added Injuring 2 Elderly Ladies to her growing list of transgressions. Full Story
August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
With only two months to go, the publicity will build. It is perhaps the most highly anticipated release of the upcoming fall sched, due out October 6th, with a stellar cast, under the eye of a legendary director. Martin Scorcese, Jack Nicholson, Leo D, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen, and Alec Baldwin. Full Story
Sunday, May 21, 2006
The following column was INTENDED to be posted on Sunday. However, my laptop is officially fried. And I took it as a sign to enjoy the remaining time I had in Cannes. So it’s a little late, you probably don’t even care, but if you need a distraction, I’d love it if you took a read.
I’m currently working on fresh smut, in addition to keeping up with what’s going down in Namibia and if I can go online somewhere without remortgaging my house, I’ll be back to you very shortly. A thousand apologies. Please forgive. And without further ado…here’s the late late smut.
It is Sunday late afternoon here in the South of France. Chances are you’ll be reading this on Monday morning and you may have missed my Saturday morning post. If so, click on “This Week” on the left hand side of your page to find the May 20th edition and get caught up.
We’re in the middle of a gossip tornado, can’t afford to fall behind.
So…back to Cannes. It’s a madhouse up in here. Pure pandemonium, especially the Euro fans. I thought I was going to go all stalkerazzi but these people are hard-frickin’-core! We were walking by the Martinez when a huge crowd of girls started losing their sh*t, RUNNING IN TO TRAFFIC with their cameras attached just to snap a photo of Monica Bellucci leaving in her car. Here’s a first hand view of the chaos. I caught a glimpse of her – very beautiful, thick thick hair, heavily made up, huge lips, and an ever larger head – but I wasn’t about to climb all over this mob to snap a photo. I mean, even though she’s hot sh*t with a great set of knockers, it’s Monica Bellucci. Can you imagine if the Pitts were there???
Happily, I did happen to be enjoying a promenade along the Croisette during Charlie Sheen’s photo call…more on that later. I also observed a very, very nervous Avril Lavigne with Bruce Willis doing the carpet for Over the Hedge. She was totally out of her element but seemed to be loving the glamour. Doesn’t bode well for that scruff she’s supposed to marry in 3 months. You takin’ bets???
In today’s issue: Charlie in Cannes, Mimi’s marvelous mammaries, Tara’s not so marvelous mammaries, the Beckhams in London, Liz in purple, and much love for Madge.
May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
A few for my own private collection, taken by my husband – now a pappy in training. Charlie, Oliver Stone, Willem Dafoe, and Tom Berenger were huddled in a private lounge prior to the photo call. Charlie was smoking, sucking on the thing like it was his last…I totally know how that feels. There was a very, very attractive female handler/media minion/call girl hovering close by. Full Story
May 9, 2006 12:00:00
Posted at May 9, 2006 12:00:00
I"m telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn"t stand a chance. Here"s Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament this weekend, chumming it up with Zeta"s grizzly geriatric. Full Story
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
What can I say? I guess I"m verbose this week. That or I"m just trying to butter y"all up so you won"t be so livid when I leave you for two weeks next month to go traipsing across Europe. But that"s then. This is now. And this is my 4th column of the week.
For those of you who"ve been too busy to gossip - the shame! - get caught up on the Pitts and the Sheens and the underarm discussion by clicking on "THIS WEEK" on the left hand side of the page and scroll down to read the articles you"ve missed. Having said that, if you"re a subscriber, you automatically get full text versions of my columns each time I post. Shameless self promotion there…yes, I know.
Again - sorry for the assy performance of the site. If you care, we"re currently moving over to an SQL database which will support the high volume of traffic. Gotta give all credit to my sweet China Choi boy Erwin for working on this so diligently. Hopefully the situation will be taken care of soon.
And now the smut…
In today"s issue: Angie gets girly, EXCLUSIVE real estate rumours from the Windy City, praise for Tom"s parenting, my Gwyneth glows, and voice mail analysis from a well informed reader.