This bitch always brings it

March 2, 2009 18:33:05 Posted at March 2, 2009 18:33:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it or hate it, at least she’s never boring. Or prom blue.

It’s Charlize Theron in Paris tonight at the premiere of The Burning Plain with director Guillermo Arriaga, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s one time collaborator now going solo after the two bitchslapped each other publicly over Babel.

Apparently Inarritu felt that Arriaga was claiming too much credit for his work. Arriaga responded by writing an open letter to his now nemesis calling him a jealous hag. Like Mean Girls behind the camera, non? Boys sh-t is pretty entertaining too, see?

Anyway, back to Charlize – she’s a crusty cow but her wardrobe, her wardrobe is always always interesting. And her legs. Oh the legs. Even when she made herself ugly for Monster those legs were still the business.

What do you think of this dress?

To me the top is lumpy. Having said that, it’s not the worst… and it’s definitely not a bridesmaid dress either.

But these heels…

They’re inhumane these heels.

I wore nearly 6 inchers myself at the Oscars. The top of your foot makes a 90 degree angle with the ground. We women, we are masochists.

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