Charlize Theron Gossip

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White Lace & a Pageant Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 00:00:00 September 4, 2007 00:00:00

Me no likey her dress for the gala premiere of In The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival, though I suppose if someone HAD to wear it, if the dress HAD to be worn, only Charlize could have pulled off a pageant frock without looking like a complete mess. In fact, far from. However, I much prefer her white short lacy number (must have it!) at the photocall earlier in the day if only for this view of her legs, even more elongated by the nude heels. Full Story

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What is it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Can’t put my finger on it but this photo cracks me up – Charlize Theron and Anna Wintour at the Dior Cruise show last night. Is it because Anna’s neck muscles are popping out painfully while Charlize is so naturally, elegantly seated? Is it because Charlize is grace without trying while every inch of Ms Wintour is fighting her 50s? Is it because she is not so quietly cursing with her eyes the intrepid photographer who dared request a photo of her next to someone who eclipses almost anyone? Oh but look at those eyes. Full Story

The Thinnification of Katie Heigl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

A l’il bit, don’t you think? Also at the GLAAD event on Saturday, looking remarkably thin in an amazing white suit, half Barbie/half Charlize Theron, and another nasty cold is making me a crusty bitch today but I think her head looks too big for her body – you? And it’s hard, you know? It’s hard for me to rag on Katherine Heigl. Full Story

They All Love Tom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

And I love them all! My Gwyneth, Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, an adorably pregnant Naomi Watts, and of course Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore who does NOT have an Oscar and the equine Hilary Swank has two? WTF??? On a tangent for a sec: was having a discussion with a deliciously hunky homo called Nelson a few weeks back and we were lamenting Julianne’s Oscar-free bookcase, both of us agreeing that Charlize Theron’s Monster was nothing next to Julianne’s Far From Heaven because, as Nelson asserted, if you switch the two, if Julianne played Monster, she’d have been just as outstanding…but could Charlize have played a 50s housewife married to a ‘Mo? With such subtlety and precision? Hell. Full Story

Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that finger unnaturally long??? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story

Best Red & Rehearsed: Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

The loop around the neck is causing some controversy – being the superstitious bitch that I am, I personally wouldn’t want to go anywhere near the suggestion of a noose, though I suppose when it comes to a lot of things, including facial freezing, Nicole and I don’t exactly see eye to eye. Still, in terms of high fashion, in terms of how she brings it on these occasions and her unwillingness to play it safe, more often than not, I love Nicole’s style choices and last night was no exception. Full Story

Worst Charlize Theron: Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

Constipated fashion winner incapable of looking anything but dour on the carpet – Charlize Theron has the same problem and it has everything to do with smiling. And it’s a shame, really. Because Emily Blunt is really so beautiful. And fashionable. And she was fantastic – if not a little boring – in this metallic blue strapless Calvin Klein made even more unremarkable because there was so little sparkle coming from inside of her. Full Story

Charlize Theron: karmic swag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2007 12:00:00 February 6, 2007 12:00:00

Sundance or Swagdance? It sounds facetious but really…it’s not. In the spirit of the independent movie, swag has become the supporting cast at what was supposed to be a celebration of artistry and cinematic experimentation beyond the Hollywood gloss – an opportunistic dance between the vendors and the superstars: you scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours, my brand gets free promo, you get boatloads of free luxury goods even though you can pay for several more boatloads yourself. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Charlize Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Well now this just isn’t fair. Can’t stand her but also can’t help but worship her. Because when she wants to go glam (aside from the orange anomaly at the Oscars a few year ago…oh and maybe that hideous shoulder explosion), Charlize Theron goes glam perfect. Actually…let me qualify that. Charlize goes glam perfect when Charlize goes dark and edgy over the cookie cutter blonde statuesque she was rockin’ during her Monster campaign and even the season after. Full Story

About Project Runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

My heartfelt thanks to Amy Waters and the lovely gossips at Alliance Atlantis for the opportunity to attend the Project Runway finale in NYC on Friday morning. Don’t want to spoil it for any of you but I’ll tell you that from the catty whispers I overheard immediately afterwards, most people found the boys to be a huge, huge disappointment…. Full Story