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Kate Bosworth: becoming Charlize Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2006 12:00:00 May 3, 2006 12:00:00

As in non stop constipation nation. On promo for Superman and Bloomy"s blossom looks like she"d rather be anywhere but here. Is it just extreme hunger? Or is she depressed? And what"s with the odd, glazed, deadness in her eyes? Maybe I"m just seeing things but as my overly dramatic mother would say - these are the kind of eyes the spirits like to hover around and possess. Full Story

Sunday, April 30, 2006 Dear gossips, Wanna know what happens when a husband goes to Coachella for a debaucherous stag weekend? Well, in my husband"s case, his wife spends an obscene amount of money on clothes, shoes, champagne, and she also falls in love. Dear.Sweet.Goddess. I have never been so infatuated with a bag. The designer is Tammi Lyn and I walked in to Kiss & Makeup (exclusive to Vancouver, of course) on Saturday and I saw my lover hanging from a rack - called the Tassel Hobo, in case you"re wondering - and 2 seconds later she was draped across shoulder, pure rock and roll orgasm glued to my body - the best small fortune my husband has ever spent. But it gets better. It"s like finding the man of your dreams who is kind and funny and gorgeous and goodnatured and loves animals and saves koalas from extinction and then, on the day of your wedding, discovering that he is actually richer than ass with a sexual prowess that can rival Zeus. This is how I felt upon being told that my new darling is also worn by none other than Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie??? Indeed. Angelina Jolie. And yes, I am ridiculous and shallow enough to care. She wears hers off the plane and grocery shopping with her boys. I like mine more adorned, also in black, but with studs and a few bad ass rhinestones along the strap. Total gorgessity, non? Stag weekends are the best!!! In today"s issue: Angelina on Dateline, Wentworth on Ellen, Charlize Theron"s horrid hair, another Spears who can"t dress, and crushing on Madonna"s back up. But first - just a quick housekeeping thing. I posted every day last week and, Goddess willing, intend to continue spewing more often. So if you need to get caught up, or if you missed a few articles, go through "Last Week" and scroll down. And if you aren"t a subscriber, you might want to drop by for a quick check each morning. After all, we"re coming up on a blockbuster season of smut. You don"t want to miss a word!

Charlize Theron"s one big flaw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2006 12:00:00 April 30, 2006 12:00:00

Aside from her personality, that is. Here are Charlize and Stuart at the Laker game the other day, awfully lovey dovey for a couple that claims to shun the spotlight. I hear Stuart is over the moon about getting back together, especially since rumour has it, she wants to start trying again. Uh huh. Bet your boob job you"ve heard that one before. Full Story

Charlize & Stuart: it"s over?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2006 12:00:00 March 12, 2006 12:00:00

The UK Sun is reporting that Charlize Theron"s 5 year relationship with Stuart Townsend has come to an end. However, despite their assertion that she was the one who pulled the plug, I"ve been given a different spin. Remember back in early January when I reported on a possible Charlize pregnancy Full Story

Worst Dressed: Charlize Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

How surprised were you? Usually impeccable, always a winner, Charlize showed up without Stuart and clearly missing her mojo. I can’t even begin to tell you how wrong this thing is. And the attack of the bow is the least of our concerns. Her dress was sinister, it was dark, it was made worse by her makeup and the miscalculated hair and I don’t understand why someone with such small bubbies would accentuate that fact by wrapping up her bosom leaving nothing but a flat board underneath all that heavy fabric. Full Story

Loving Milla

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

Five reasons why: 1. Her name. Milla. Millaaaaaa. Meeeellllaaaaaaaa. It"s so dramatic, how can you resist the urge to say it over and over again? Meeelaaaa. Anyone with the name Milla has to truly FILL the name. You can"t have a mousy Milla who shuffles around all meek and mild with the mannerisms of an invisible bookkeeper, mumbling half her life away. Full Story

Charlize in London and in person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2006 12:00:00 February 19, 2006 12:00:00

Seeing celebrities in person is a double-edged sword for me. There’s the expected initial excitement of breathing the same rarefied air, the shock at seeing someone step out of a magazine and into your world, and of course that moment when you think if you actually walked up to them and introduced yourself, you would somehow become instant best friends for life. Full Story

Tom & Katie: split…or not?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

As I’m sure you’ve heard, Life & Style came out with a ginormous bombshell yesterday – an exclusive headline claiming that Tom and Katie are over and that they will remain “together” but “not together” until after the birth of the much anticipated Scientolobaby. The magazine also reports that the two have been sleeping in separate rooms and that Tom will set up his babymother nicely after a low key separation in the summer. Full Story

Charlize glows at the Oscar luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2006 12:00:00 February 13, 2006 12:00:00

I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how much it destroys me to compliment those I can’t stand. And there are few I can’t stand more than Charlize Theron. Having said that, she doesn’t stumble too often on the carpet (aside from the Mortal Kombat kung fu ‘do at the SAGs) and more often than not, she knows how to work it and she works it with the best of ‘em. Full Story

Worst Hair: Charlize Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2006 12:00:00 January 29, 2006 12:00:00

A ponytail weave, as a general rule, isn"t a great idea. Especially not if you"re Charlize Theron - Hollywood glamazon and alleged style icon. Whoever talked her into doing this should be sent back to the trailerpark. Because a kung fu, Mortal Kombat updo has no place on a red carpet. It made her look cheap. Full Story

Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Dear gossips, OK. I get it. You thought I should have mentioned Drew’s boobs in my Golden Globe wrap up. More on that later. Not too much juicy fall out from the post-event parties on Monday night. Still, there is plenty to revisit including the aforementioned Ms. B, my best friend’s pronunciation, and the whereabouts of Jakey-poo. In today’s short issue: Gwyneth, Drew, Jake, a Theron status update, a compliment for Lindsay, Ryan and Reese PDA, and this week’s smutty riddle.