Cheating Loins Articles
I reported last week that Sienna Miller, two weeks separated from Balthazar Getty, was going mad with insecurity. Anxiety temporarily relieved. Balthy came to her this weekend, flying in to London where the two were spotted outside the Groucho Club in Soho. Full Story
Since Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty were last together. He’s rarely been seen back in LA while she went off for another holiday with friends before returning to London, where she was spotted yesterday wearing skinny jeans and big boots and today in her version of the boyfriend jeans that look so much better than Katie’s. Full Story
Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her power player peers, especially since Rosetta Getty is so well connected within that tight little Hollywood circle that includes Courteney Cox and a few other high profile friends. Full Story
It’s only Tuesday but this definitely takes it. The Rossum of the Week, perhaps Rossum enough to out-Rossum herself. Although if you ask me, I’d still rather look at these photos than have to watch her “home video”... Full Story
Sienna Miller is suing a pap agency and a UK tabloid for taking and publishing nude photos of her frolicking on the beach with a married man. Something about a violation of privacy. Rosetta Getty would say – how about a violation of my marriage? The Tabloid Wars are heating up. As mentioned last week, Us Weekly... Full Story
Since that stupid twat Mischa Barton broke my arm I’ve spent the summer collecting scarves. Some are silk, some have skulls, and stars, and seashells and swirly symbols, all to conceal an ugly scar and its even uglier growth. Full Story
Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old. So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Full Story
In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story
I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via his publicist on perezhilton.com... Full Story
It started out that they’re having an affair. Now it just sounds like Madonna has a stalker. And his name is Alex Rodriguez. Loser! Us Weekly blew open the story last week, the first to report on A-Rod’s surprising friendship with the Madge. From there it’s been a full on avalanche despite strong and specific denials on Madonna’s part insisting that she is not romantically involved with him and Cynthia Rodriguez’s attorney confirming that their relationship was not sexual. Full Story
Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s Britney all smiles and in great spirits leaving the salon yesterday, clearly chuffed about having Madge on her side. Full Story
The Madonna/A-Rod situation is getting out of control. Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will reportedly file for divorce this morning in Miami and her attorney is already on the offensive, characterising A-Rod as a chronic philanderer, abusively unfaithful, and insisting that the Yankee third baseman is indeed having an affair with Madonna and is continuing to see her, even though her husband Guy Ritchie is in town and staying at her apartment. Full Story
Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story
Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. Full Story
If I looked like Sienna Miller, I’d be on top of Taylor Kitsch instead of writing a gossip blog. This is the problem sometimes with beautiful girls. Their taste is for ass. First Rhys Ifans and now…News of the World... Full Story
