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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2012 18:33:43 July 26, 2012 18:33:43

Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. Full Story

Thumbs up Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2012 15:23:00 July 26, 2012 15:23:00
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Amid reports that he’s been making moves on girls domestically and internationally - click here if you missed that article yesterday - Jon Hamm showed up last night at the New York premiere of The Campaign under a cap with his shades on. Many of you have emailed to ask about Jennifer Westfeldt and whether or not they’re still together. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart is neutered

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 19:14:32 July 25, 2012 19:14:32

Oh my God. I’m sorry about all these Twilight posts but this sh-t has taken on an incredibly amazing life of its own. Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders have both issued public apologies. Which obviously means that those photos weren’t fake. Which is what I told you this morning. Which is the piece of dental floss many deranged Twi-Hards were clinging to. Full Story

Kristen Stewart cheats: the details and the pattern?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 16:40:38 July 25, 2012 16:40:38
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The US Weekly article is really good dish. And very, very detailed. As I mentioned earlier, for someone who jumps into a dumpster every time there’s a pap around, this was so incredibly careless. And, like, super teenage styles. Kristen Stewart took a call from Rupert Sanders while she was in her car. Full Story

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Jon Hamm’s bar moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 15:45:50 July 25, 2012 15:45:50
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No... they’re not all perfect. This is a reality that Twilight fans are trying to accept today. And for those of you devoted to Jon Hamm...well... It’s been a couple of weeks for you. And now there’s more. The Daily Full Story

Twilight’s dark night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2012 14:41:43 July 25, 2012 14:41:43

Thank you for your messages. My inbox ranged from the crazy to the curious - Twi-Hards anxious about whether or not Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and Twi-Hard watchers eager to be amused by their total meltdown. Like I said earlier in the open, “Robsten Is Unbroken” was the #6 trending topic worldwide when I woke up this morning around 4am PT. Full Story

Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:24:49 July 12, 2012 18:24:49
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And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Shelfy’s pre-honeymoon cock-block?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 16:48:38 June 25, 2012 16:48:38
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Justin Timberlake is in Puerto Rico shooting a new movie. It’s his third, back to back. That’s what Ryan Gosling did last year which, obviously, because it’s Ryan Gosling. But Justin Timberlake? The acting of Justin Timberlake’s acting is like the writing of Hilary Duff. Anyway, here’s JT’s fiancée at the beach yesterday showing off her sick body while her man is at work on Runner, Runner. Full Story

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Johnny & Co in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 19:19:57 May 9, 2012 19:19:57
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Johnny Depp and the Dark Shadows team were in London tonight for the UK premiere. Is it freaking you out too that Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Moretz look and act the same age? It’s a compliment for one and not a compliment for the other. Obviously no one here approaches the amazingness of Helena Bonham Carter. Full Story

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