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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2012 18:24:49 July 12, 2012 18:24:49
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And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Shelfy’s pre-honeymoon cock-block?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 16:48:38 June 25, 2012 16:48:38
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Justin Timberlake is in Puerto Rico shooting a new movie. It’s his third, back to back. That’s what Ryan Gosling did last year which, obviously, because it’s Ryan Gosling. But Justin Timberlake? The acting of Justin Timberlake’s acting is like the writing of Hilary Duff. Anyway, here’s JT’s fiancée at the beach yesterday showing off her sick body while her man is at work on Runner, Runner. Full Story

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Johnny & Co in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 19:19:57 May 9, 2012 19:19:57
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Johnny Depp and the Dark Shadows team were in London tonight for the UK premiere. Is it freaking you out too that Michelle Pfeiffer and Chloe Moretz look and act the same age? It’s a compliment for one and not a compliment for the other. Obviously no one here approaches the amazingness of Helena Bonham Carter. Full Story

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How GOOP is loving consciously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2012 21:02:31 March 8, 2012 21:02:31
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Gwyneth Paltrow opens this week’s GOOP by declaring that “I have never been much of a self-help person”. Really?Because it feels like there’s a LOT of self-help on her site…Maybe I can’t read.Gwyneth has recently read Conscious Loving. It was recommended to her by “basically the wisest person I have ever met”, so take your pick because she’s met EVERYONE, and she now, as a result of the Conscious Loving, knows how to take responsibility for “the difficulties” in her relationships. Full Story

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The Cheater Fist Pump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2012 22:53:18 February 21, 2012 22:53:18
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I had to post these shots of Ashton Kutcher and Kobe Bryant at the Laker game last night. Do you think in the Cheaters Club there is a hierarchy? Like...would they be fist-pumping Jesse James? Or is he a lower level cheater? Tiger Woods, obviously, has a lifetime membership in the A List secret chamber even though they secretly talk about him behind his back for nailing the Perkins waitress with a tampon in the back of the car. Full Story

So...is Emma Frost coming back?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2012 22:42:02 January 31, 2012 22:42:02
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Remember when January Jones got pregnant and wouldn’t tell anyone who the father was and everyone thought it was Matthew Vaughn, the director of X-Men: First Class and husband of Claudia Schiffer even though he denied it?Barely.January Jones is the beigest gossip protagonist ever.Anyway, it’s been confirmed that Vaughn will be back to direct an X-Men sequel, bringing back James McAvoy as Charles Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Magneto. Full Story

Hey Cheater, Congratulations!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2012 15:54:21 January 11, 2012 15:54:21

Jessica Biel clung on long enough to secure, finally, a proposal from Justin Timberlake. And the news happened to break on the week Drew Barrymore also announced her engagement while the world waited on the arrival of the B.I.C.Now , a week later, Jessica’s triumph has found its way onto the cover of a magazine. Full Story

Coincidence or Conspiracy: Debra Messing edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 16:05:36 December 29, 2011 16:05:36
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I won’t lie - if this had broken in January, in the heat of award season, this story would get a smutty tingle and not its own dedicated post. The subjects of this report know this too. I guess that’s the point. Late last week, Debra Messing announced that she and husband Daniel Zelman had separated earlier in the year. Full Story

Rebecca waited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 20:27:50 November 28, 2011 20:27:50
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That might be the nicest way of saying it. When Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes first announced their separation, there were rumours that Rebecca Hall might be involved. I was relieved when it appeared there was nothing to back up the claim. Because I love her. 18 months later and Mendes has confirmed that he and Hall are indeed in a relationship although both sides insist that it started well after his marriage ended. Full Story

Demi is actually leaving Ashton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2011 21:55:16 November 17, 2011 21:55:16
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Major announcement on a Thursday which...Let’s come back to that. Demi Moore confirmed to The Associated Press that she will file for divorce from Ashton Kutcher."It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. Full Story