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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

“Hot-tub worthy” infidelity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2011 14:40:41 October 5, 2011 14:40:41

That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub worthy” candidates to take back to his suite, where they did indeed, all three of them, get into the hot-tub, naked, to make out. Full Story

Sunshine stepped out on Shaki???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 20:43:14 October 4, 2011 20:43:14
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According to Spanish language tabloids, Shakira and Gerard Pique are over because he cheated on her with a younger woman. Tonto! Here’s what Google Translate told me: The Colombian singer Shakira and Spanish footballer Gerard Piqué ended their relationship a few days ago, as announced today the Mexican magazine TV Notas. Full Story

What’s taking so long?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2011 16:16:51 September 29, 2011 16:16:51
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With the denial? It’s been at least 48 hours since Star Magazine announced in their latest issue that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have separated because he keeps cheating on her. Also 48 hours since the story broke that Ashton messed around with a girl last Friday, a day before their 6th wedding anniversary, in San Diego instead of spending it with Demi in New York. Full Story

What Goes Around Comes Around ...at 5:30am

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2011 12:02:18 September 21, 2011 12:02:18

Scarlett Johansson’s nude photos were released courtesy of the Hollywood Hacker. Though he denies it and says that’s not his cock in the shot, Justin Timberlake is supposedly also a victim via Mila Kunis’s iPhone. Maybe Scarjo can tell us for sure. They partied together last week in New York. Full Story

The Hacker vs Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2011 08:53:00 September 15, 2011 08:53:00

Am uncomfortable about this story. Because while I’m so down with gossip, and my first position is rarely on the side of celebrity, this phone hacking business... should I feel gross about it? And if so, what’s the approach? Not write about it all? But the sh-t is so good! Tell me what to do. Full Story

Gwyneth rationalises

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 10:13:34 September 7, 2011 10:13:34

Have you read her new interview? There’s a lot of insight in this interview. And it makes me love her again, still, as much as I’ve ever loved her. Because this is who Gwyneth is. Always. "I am a great romantic - but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist. Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs. Full Story

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This is a bold move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2011 10:13:26 August 4, 2011 10:13:26

Two years ago, Kate Bosworth and Chris Martin allegedly hooked up in Vegas at a U2 show. They were supposedly making out in the open. It was Star Magazine that first broke the story - eyeroll, I know - but I can tell you for sure, 100%, slam dunk, that eyewitnesses for at least 2 other more reliable magazines also reported back the same, only since Star was able to get it out first, the other two held theirs back, waiting instead for the denials, deciding to take the “celebrity-friendly” route, like throwing darts at the competition. Full Story

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She has a thing for co-stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2011 09:04:21 July 19, 2011 09:04:21

Well, at least this one isn’t married. In that respect, it’s almost exactly what Claire Danes went through, only without the pregnancy. Mary Louise Parker was expecting with Billy Crudup when he left her for Claire. That was a tumultuous, tortured relationship which almost killed Angela Chase for us forever. Full Story

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Will Cam lose it over Christie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2011 09:50:00 July 6, 2011 09:50:00

It’s a famous story and one that many enjoy recalling – after Justin Timberlake broke up with Cameron Diaz and hooked up with Jessica Biel, Cam gave him the gears for almost an hour at an awards show afterparty while an embarrassed Drew Barrymore looked on. Cam has said she will fly, far and wide, for cock. Full Story

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Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 07:01:48 June 27, 2011 07:01:48

It happened last Wednesday in New York. It was a secret wedding with only 6 guests – their children and two friends. The Daily Mail reported it first. We need to Encyclopaedia Brown this sh-t. Obviously. First, let’s re-examine the timeline: Daniel and Rachel work together on a movie called The Dream House in Toronto. Full Story

Making it work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2011 11:42:54 June 21, 2011 11:42:54

Whatever did or didn’t happen with January Jones, clearly Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn are taking the approach that that baby with the mystery father has nothing to do with them. Claudia is standing by her man after his denial. Imagine how that would have gone down though when he had to tell her he was releasing a statement? What do you say to your wife when your actor is pregnant and people think it’s you who put it in there? Jesus. Full Story

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