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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

How to pay for a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:30:10 November 5, 2010 07:30:10

So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here Full Story

Viggo’s girlfriend, and some smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:00:41 November 5, 2010 07:00:41

There’s so little on him, and then when it’s there, it’s the really good kind. Ok so first, check out Viggo Mortensen in Spain the other day, holding hands and embracing Ariadna Gil. They met on the 2006 movie Alatriste. She was married at the time, has a child, and according to some Spanish gossips, left her husband after falling in desperate love with Viggo, and they’ve been together ever since. Full Story

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Please let there be a throwdown!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 14:36:58 November 2, 2010 14:36:58

Am inviting all kinds of calamity on my Chinese ass for this but I have to tell you, this Miley Cyrus cheating mother story is about as smutty as it gets. But hey, I’m not the one who cheated. And not with BRETT F-CKING MICHAELS!!! Us Weekly Full Story

Why Jessica Biel should break up with Justin Timberlake

Sasha Posted by Sasha at November 1, 2010 07:08:01 November 1, 2010 07:08:01
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When the news broke that Justin (allegedly) stuck his dick in someone other than Jessica, Lainey wrote something that I’m now on board with: So what’s the next move Jessica Biel? If I’m her publicist, I encourage a break-up ASAP….Please. If she can pull this off, I’m a fan for life.Here’s the deal, I have never been a fan of Jessica Biel. Full Story

He’s back in line now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2010 10:29:16 October 29, 2010 10:29:16

Ashton Kutcher looks to be back on the program now, non? After several weeks of infidelity reports, and a half-assed threat at a lawsuit that, naturally, never progressed, Demi and Ashton are fronting like it never happened, like it was all bullsh-t, like they were totally, totally not affected by it, like their love and their marriage – because they never, ever fight – have evolved to a point of enlightenment that would never allow for cheating. Full Story

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Did you just f-ck up your nomination?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2010 08:07:00 October 27, 2010 08:07:00

This is the cover of the new Us Weekly: Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. Well no wonder JT dashed over the Glamour Reel Moments event on Monday night. Let’s break this down: On Monday night, Pippy was at the Hollywood Awards with the cast of The Social Network. At the same time, Shelfy Biel was celebrating her directorial debut at the Glamour Magazine Reel Moments party. Full Story

Sexy or Try?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2010 08:22:43 October 26, 2010 08:22:43

Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted by a subtitle that reads “I’m a mother”. Full Story

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Dumbf-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 08:08:08 October 8, 2010 08:08:08

A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for the couple called, try to restrain yourself here, sTORIbook Weddings, in which Tori and Kevin Federline Jr “turn the bride-to-be’s dreams for a beautiful event into a reality (and) help the groom-to-be navigate all the twists and turns. Full Story

She’ll carry it when it matches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 14:41:01 October 4, 2010 14:41:01

Her luggage I mean. And only then for a few minutes, just to make sure we see the entire outfit. Victoria Beckham travelled from LA to London yesterday after presenting a united front with husband David during the recent prostitution scandal. The Beckhams, as you know, claim it’s all fraud, while the hooker has now countersued Full Story

Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 12:36:52 September 27, 2010 12:36:52

She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her scrunchie? Posh’s favourite cliché mantra has always been “whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

It follows you everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 12:22:54 September 27, 2010 12:22:54

My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means it when referring to some low classy village skank who might be able to afford designer but can’t really pull it off, but it could also be applied to a philanderer, in this case David Beckham. Full Story

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