Cheating Loins Articles

Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

Gwyneth and another lead singer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 09:38:00 March 9, 2010 09:38:00

Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their inclusion on the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack. Full Story

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Family time, then tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2010 07:58:08 March 3, 2010 07:58:08

This is Coldplay arriving in Buenos Aires, currently touring through South America. Guy Berryman is so hot. Prior to departing on this trip with the band however Chris Martin was with Gwyneth Paltrow and their children in Nashville where’s she’s been shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down. Full Story

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Reese wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2010 17:58:00 February 22, 2010 17:58:00

As you have probably heard, Ryan Phillippe is single again. He’s been with Abbie Cornish since cheating with her on Reese Witherspoon, but it’s over now and it’s ugly. The way we like it. Rare the celebrity split that isn’t falsely amicable. Usually there’s a generic statement about not being together anymore and respecting each other and requesting privacy. Full Story

I don’t buy it

Jacek Posted by Jacek at February 19, 2010 13:49:00 February 19, 2010 13:49:00

Lainey may choose to offer her thoughts on this on Monday but given her schedule today I get first stab at it. Tiger Woods finally came out of hiding. Photos appeared of him jogging the other day, taken by a sanctioned photographer as Lainey pointed out Full Story

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The ultimate case study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 15:40:07 February 17, 2010 15:40:07

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

Ewan and his co-star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2010 14:13:49 February 11, 2010 14:13:49

Many of you have asked me about these photos (click here) of Ewan McGregor with Melanie Laurent, with whom he’s been working on The Beginner. They were holding hands, doing a walk/cuddle, out and about in Paris, not knowing they were being papped. Full Story

GOOP can’t crop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2010 07:27:16 February 4, 2010 07:27:16

Flooded this morning with your emails about today’s GOOP and the presence of Kate Bosworth – what? Click here to see the newsletter in service of Meat Free Monday, a campaign supported by Paul McCartney whose thorough explanation of the Meat Free Monday initiative is the main post this week. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston picks another loser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 07:28:37 January 25, 2010 07:28:37

Spittle Gerard Butler clearly can’t follow instruction. All he has to do is pretend to be dating Jennifer Aniston until after their movie comes out. It’s only 2 months. But 2 months is too long. Especially for a pig like Gerry. Gerry likes to paw at people randomly. And he did so this weekend in Venice Beach. Full Story

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Chris & Gwyneth: their hat and their house

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 07:06:28 January 25, 2010 07:06:28

It was the first time in a long time I could stand to listen to Coldplay. Because Chris Martin wasn’t f-cking around with his falsetto. Until the very end. And that’s why. If you watched, you know what I mean. The clip is below. He also wore the same striped toque that Gwyneth had on the day of that minor car accident when London was all snow and ice. Full Story

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Forgiveness vows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 09:42:10 January 11, 2010 09:42:10

They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew back home. Full Story

No playoffs for the famous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 10:30:28 January 4, 2010 10:30:28

Marc Anthony bought into the Miami Dolphins this season. He and his wife have made it a home game tradition to roll out some kind of carpet, and Fergie, also a co-owner, showed up yesterday with Josh Duhamel to round out the season…which was a losing one. So many famous faces. No appearance in the playoffs. Full Story

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