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There will be more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 09:02:00 December 1, 2009 09:02:00

etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 years. Full Story

GOOPy Wellies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2009 08:18:03 December 1, 2009 08:18:03

After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into one mammoth residence worth £7 million. Full Story

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Coincidence or conspiracy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 12:56:29 November 27, 2009 12:56:29

Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with some budget ass skank – click here Full Story

The cheating Italian Queen?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:46:19 November 26, 2009 07:46:19

George Clooney took Elisabetta Canalis out for sushi yesterday – photos are below. The Italian Queen is still very much a part of Clooney’s life even though Italian tabloids are reporting that she stepped out on George recently with Clarence Seedorf, a soccer player. Thanks to Giulietta for sending along the link Full Story

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Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 07:20:00 November 23, 2009 07:20:00

Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess about it even more. Unfortunately I can’t find the video. Full Story

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Chris & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 07:46:44 November 13, 2009 07:46:44

An update on the Chris Martin/Kate Bosworth cheating allegations: he said he would take legal action against Star Magazine. So far, no law suit has been announced. They always say they’ll sue and they say it very loudly that they’ll be suing and then they don’t end up suing sh-t. But oh no, Chris Martin wouldn’t cheat on his wife. Full Story

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Sorry I f-cked your husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2009 12:05:00 November 12, 2009 12:05:00

Josh Duhamel allegedly cheated on Fergie with some stripper. Now the stripper is apologising. At first she was like, oh whatever, no one will find out or get hurt. But now her own son told her that she’s “disgusting” so she feels bad. But she insists that it definitely happened even though Josh “can't just admit it. Full Story

Gwyneth runs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 10:12:13 November 10, 2009 10:12:13

It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair like that, all the way down to the ankles. All of mine stop at the knee. Full Story

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Always save the texts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 14:05:34 November 4, 2009 14:05:34

That stripper who claims she had a fling with Josh Duhamel in Atlanta…he’s denying the allegations but now Us Weekly reports she saved her text messages. Full Story

Gwyneth hides, Madonna parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2009 07:35:50 November 4, 2009 07:35:50

There was a party in New York last night to celebrate the launch of Valentino: the Last Emperor on DVD. Gwyneth Paltrow is a major Valentino supporter. She was in New York for sure at the weekend trick or treating with her kids in the Hamptons. But amid the cheating allegations – Chris Martin and that slag Kate Bosworth – Gwyneth is hiding out, laying low. Full Story

Gwyneth humiliated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 08:12:30 November 3, 2009 08:12:30

Star Magazine is definitely not the most trustworthy source. Most of it is bullsh-t. But this is a story that cannot be ignored. The new issue of Star Magazine includes an explosive allegation – Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. Yes. Her again. Ordinarily, considering it’s Star, the immediate reaction is to dismiss. Full Story