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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

Country Stalker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:54:45 June 3, 2009 06:54:45

This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story

Cheater in costume?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 12:07:21 June 1, 2009 12:07:21

In Touch Magazine claimed last week that Josh Brolin cheated on Diane Lane in New Orleans with some local piece at a bar. They ran the story with a photo of Josh comfortably ensconced between the woman’s legs. Click here Full Story

From the Country Bitch’s closet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2009 07:21:53 June 1, 2009 07:21:53

Cheating on your maybe gaybe husband is no excuse for looking like sh-t. This dress is so much ass I can only assume it comes from Carrie Underwood’s closet. Looks like something she would wear. It’s MTV. It’s the Movie Awards. Do it short or wear jeans. Or something that implies you’ve been at the beach. Full Story

Brolin cheater?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2009 07:47:01 May 27, 2009 07:47:01

It’s an In Touch Weekly story, and as you can see from their cover this week, it’s not like they hit the right spot very often, especially as it relates to the Brange, who most certainly did not throw down on the carpet in Cannes (!!!), but their Josh Brolin exclusive with a seemingly incriminating photo just might be true. Full Story

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Sound familiar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 07:03:50 May 20, 2009 07:03:50

Once upon a time, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe presented together at the Oscars. He told her to open the envelope because she made more money. Many raised eyebrows. I took it as a joke. But as her star began to climb, as she became one of the highest paid, most popular actresses in Hollywood, so his sulky carby face began to make more and more appearances. Full Story

The real Posh…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 07:03:00 May 11, 2009 07:03:00

Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing off her legs and one of her many Hermes bags. Full Story

It’s over again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 08:14:20 April 29, 2009 08:14:20

Sean Penn has filed for separation from Robin Wright. Again. They did this over a year ago only to reconcile shortly after. Many are once again pointing to Sean’s Oscar speech in February – with Robin teary eyed in the front row clutching at him before he pulled away, Sean did not mention her at all, explaining on Oprah afterwards that it was “implicit”. Full Story

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:26:20 April 16, 2009 09:26:20

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Cheating = Ratings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 12:44:18 March 23, 2009 12:44:18

The MiniVan loves scandal. The MiniVan supports scandal. Would the MiniVan have tuned in in record numbers to watch LeAnn Rimes’s Movie of the Week with Eddie Cibrian if Us Weekly hadn’t broken the story about their affair just days before the telecast? Coincidence or conspiracy? Northern Lights is now officially Lifetime’s most watched Full Story

Before LeAnn…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 13:09:28 March 19, 2009 13:09:28

Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit up here but could not translate down in America. Full Story

Don't f-ck with Us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 08:22:57 March 19, 2009 08:22:57

Us Weekly broke the story on its new cover - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian having an affair. She wasn't stupid enough to outright deny it...but he was. Dumb. You don't f-ck with Janice Min. Us has just posted a video on its site - click here Full Story