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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:26:20 April 16, 2009 09:26:20

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Cheating = Ratings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 12:44:18 March 23, 2009 12:44:18

The MiniVan loves scandal. The MiniVan supports scandal. Would the MiniVan have tuned in in record numbers to watch LeAnn Rimes’s Movie of the Week with Eddie Cibrian if Us Weekly hadn’t broken the story about their affair just days before the telecast? Coincidence or conspiracy? Northern Lights is now officially Lifetime’s most watched Full Story

Before LeAnn…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 13:09:28 March 19, 2009 13:09:28

Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit up here but could not translate down in America. Full Story

Don't f-ck with Us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 08:22:57 March 19, 2009 08:22:57

Us Weekly broke the story on its new cover - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian having an affair. She wasn't stupid enough to outright deny it...but he was. Dumb. You don't f-ck with Janice Min. Us has just posted a video on its site - click here Full Story

Let your heart bleed for Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 12:32:38 March 18, 2009 12:32:38

Becks dressed up for a night on the town at a charity benefit the other night with no date. As such, they all came roaring. Surrounded by lascivious ladies licking their lips at the prospect, the possibility of one night with a man who has strayed before… And worse still, he looks like he’s enjoying himself. Full Story

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MOW Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 09:41:24 March 18, 2009 09:41:24

Today’s LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian Movie of the Week on set affair reminded Michelle about another MOW romance… What is it with the cheese tv weekly movie? Breeding ground for infidelity? Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr met on the set of some sh-t called Mind Over Murder. They were both married to other people at the time…just like LeAnn and Eddie. Full Story

Bearding leads to homewrecking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 06:45:03 March 18, 2009 06:45:03

This is what happens when a young girl marries an undiscovered ‘mo. Us Weekly has busted LeAnn Rimes for cheating on her husband Dean Sheremet – they’ve been married 7 years – with her movie of the week co-star Eddie Cibrian, also married with children. Hardly A list but the story…the story is smutty gold. Full Story

Green hat alert!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 14:53:52 March 5, 2009 14:53:52

Those of you who’ve been visiting this site for a while now (thank you!) should know the Green Hat deal. We Chinese, we don’t wear green hats. Green hats are a sign that you’re being chumped. Speaking of chumped… Where is the GMD? Katie walked around on set in NYC today in a green hat. Full Story

Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:55:25 January 26, 2009 07:55:25

Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita homewreckage – I’ll argue for her: She was a child with lofty ideals and naïve underdog sympathies. Full Story

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What would Mrs Murphy say?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 06:53:00 January 15, 2009 06:53:00

Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were seen leaving together in a cab… She and Cillian have worked together on a couple of projects. Full Story

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Mr Clooney goes to Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 16:59:29 January 13, 2009 16:59:29

Much as I wish I had access to his schedule, I’ve no idea what George Clooney is doing in Washington. The inauguration is still a week away. Perhaps more lobbying? Whatever the reason, he arrived there today all smiles, looking fit and vibrant and full of charisma as usual and as enjoyable as the Globes were on Sunday, there would have been an added element of A list had he been there, non? George however has said he has a policy. Full Story