Cheating Loins Articles

Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

Defending without attacking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 06:58:20 January 7, 2009 06:58:20

Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the controversy to go away, labeling what Angelina did “uncool” probably wasn’t the best move. Full Story

Cheryl doesn’t know Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 08:02:02 January 6, 2009 08:02:02

As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria Beckham. Full Story

In the corner where she belongs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 08:04:15 December 31, 2008 08:04:15

Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. Not when a concocted Bride Wars Jolie vs Aniston headline will fly off the MiniVan newsstands. Full Story

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All over Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2008 08:06:06 December 22, 2008 08:06:06

The Beckhams arrived this weekend. And, in signature Posh fashion, her entrances were loud, dramatic, and (in her mind) very, very fashionable. They went out for dinner, hosted by Italian celebrities, she showed off her bones making everyone else feel fat, they rocked matching haircuts (exactly, right?), they attended David’s press conference, and contrary to reports last week, Becks was indeed interviewed by the beautiful Ilaria D'Amico who apparently flirted with him constantly during their sit-down Full Story

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Why she changed her mind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:26:17 December 19, 2008 07:26:17

It was originally reported in the UK that Victoria Beckham would not follow David Beckham to Italy for his 3 month contract with AC Milan to stay in LA with their boys. Please. She clearly hasn’t forgotten what happened in Spain with Rebecca Loos…much to his dismay. The Beckhams are due to arrive in Milan tomorrow for the club’s announcement and Becks was apparently supposed to be interviewed by sports presenter Ilaria D’Amico until Posh found out what Ilaria looks like and cut that sh-t off right away. Full Story

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Her home before the holidays?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 07:09:47 December 15, 2008 07:09:47

Carb Face Ryan Phillippe was greeted in Sydney at the airport by girlfriend Abbie Cornish the other day. Meeting the family? Over the holidays? How sweet. But if I were her parents, and if her mother is anything like mine, I wouldn’t be thrilled about my beautiful girl and an incorrigible philanderer. Full Story

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Sienna`s love pattern

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2008 07:25:17 November 28, 2008 07:25:17

It’s the same way for her in every relationship. Sienna likes things messy. With Jude Law it was back, then break, then back, then break…several times before they split for good. So even though she told reporters she was happily single last week in London, it’s no surprise that Sienna Miller was spotted yesterday totally loved up again with Balthazar Getty, first in the day time walking her dogs and then again last night at the The Groucho Club, making a point of leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. Full Story

Lonely, sad Concrete Tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 09:16:14 November 19, 2008 09:16:14

I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’s never been an upstager like Posh. Full Story

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GOOPy single and skinny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2008 08:08:00 November 19, 2008 08:08:00

Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which probably means it’s manslinger Kate who’s screwing the rich dude and not the prissy Paltrow. Full Story

Teen drama!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2008 07:13:31 November 14, 2008 07:13:31

It’s making my life. A generation that hooks up, breaks up, and throws down on the internet, over iphones, over Facebook! It’s f-cking amazing! Why wasn’t I born in 1990? Gah! So Joe Jonas dumps Taylor Swift. She claims it was a 27 second phone call. And then she accuses him this week of cheating on her with Camilla Belle. Full Story