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Celebrity cheating scandals, affairs, and rumours.

Chris Martin and the intern

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2014 14:35:54 April 7, 2014 14:35:54

Page Six reported this weekend that back in 2011, when Coldplay appeared on Saturday Night Live, Chris Martin hooked up with an assistant, some mystery woman who was backstage, either an intern or a member of someone’s entourage. Not the most detailed reporting but enough for them to suggest that Martin’s brazen flirting with the mystery person at the after-party is more proof that he and G had an open marriage. Full Story

Gwyneth’s open marriage and two covers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2014 15:59:17 April 3, 2014 15:59:17

Both PEOPLE  and US Weekly have gone Gwyneth this week on their covers with similar stories. Basically Gwyneth sucks. She was intolerable. She was too glamorous but also insecure about aging and staying skinny and feeling desirable and Chris Martin preferred wearing t-shirts and couldn’t deal with her anxieties and that’s why they couldn’t work. Full Story

Chris Martin & Alexa Chung

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2014 14:27:04 March 28, 2014 14:27:04
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Before we begin… Can I just get mad at you for a minute? Why would I ever, EVER call Kate Bosworth a Fashion It Girl? How could you ever think that? Do we not know each other at all? OK, I’m over it. Let’s talk about Chris Martin and Alexa Chung, a British Fashion It Girl, AHEM. Full Story

Gwyneth’s affair with Kevin Yorn?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2014 14:40:27 February 19, 2014 14:40:27
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Earlier this week, the full text of Graydon Carter’s piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, deliciously titled “The Paltrow Affair”, was posted on Vanity Fair’s website. You can read it here. Carter writes about the genesis of the Paltrow article – how in an editorial meeting, they were all talking about her polarising image, so he spent an hour on GOOP and decided it was worth a story and assigned Vanessa Grigoriadis to it and then G found out and told her friends not to talk to the magazine and it all blew up. Full Story

Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2014 17:52:13 February 5, 2014 17:52:13
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According to Tom Sizemore, Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton had an affair. TOM SIZEMORE. Go and Google Tom Sizemore and you’ll know what I mean when I say TOM SIZEMORE. It’s from an audio recording. Sizemore recounting the story of how he went to the White House during Clinton’s presidency and while they were in the Lincoln bedroom, Clinton asked him to be his wingman with Hurley. Full Story

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Rehab for PR

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2014 15:02:16 January 24, 2014 15:02:16
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We Canadians are f-cking awesome this week, non? Rob Ford, Justin Bieber, KFed Jr… US Weekly reported exclusively a few weeks ago that Tori Spelling’s husband, Kevin Federline Jr, cheated on her with a woman in Toronto. They didn’t directly address the scandal. Instead, Tori kept posting happy happy family messages on social media. Full Story

You Are Not Surprised: KFed Jr edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 26, 2013 16:07:28 December 26, 2013 16:07:28

If you’ve been reading this blog for long enough, you know how I feel about Tori Spelling and that loser she married. Go through the archives if that’s not clear enough for you. Kevin Federline Jr cheated on his then-wife Mary Jo Eustace after meeting Tori on the set of a made-for-television movie. Full Story

Art Appreciation = Making Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2013 17:16:15 December 6, 2013 17:16:15
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Leonardo DiCaprio is in Miami for Art Basel. But remember, he’s not there to party. He’s there to appreciate the art. And if women want to rub themselves all over him, well, how can he help that? According to the NY Daily News Full Story

Posh & Becks cover Paris VOGUE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2013 16:36:37 November 29, 2013 16:36:37

Victoria Beckham guest edited the new issue of Paris VOGUE. I wonder if this would have happened if Carine Roitfeld was still in charge. I wonder if it was contingent upon involving her husband. Like, who do you think the idea came from? Was she the one who wanted David there, or were they the ones who insisted upon it? There are two covers. Full Story

HBC’s Winter Wonderland

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2013 16:35:26 November 22, 2013 16:35:26
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Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton took their kids to the Hyde Park Winter Wonderland launch last night in London. Why is it cracking me up that she’s wearing a top hat? There were rumours of trouble between HBC and Burton a few weeks ago because he was allegedly kissing another woman. But, as I wrote at the time Full Story

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Will Smith cheats on Jada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2013 21:16:35 November 6, 2013 21:16:35
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With who? Supposedly with Margot Robbie. She’s the actress in The Wolf Of Wall Street who, for a while, was rumoured to be dating Leonardo DiCaprio which turned out to be bullsh-t because, well, Leo is strictly models. According to STAR Magazine – so immediately you know it’s not true – Will and Margot are hooking up. Full Story