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JRod: gym time, family time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2017 14:38:42 August 22, 2017 14:38:42

I lost my mind over a video Alex Rodriguez posted to Instagram yesterday but didn’t have a chance to get to. When I say “lost my mind” I mean it in the best way. And “best” isn’t usually a word I associate with ARod. Full Story

Cannes opening white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 17:47:15 May 15, 2013 17:47:15
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive crowds that line the Croisette. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2012 15:11:01 August 6, 2012 15:11:01
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FameFlynet

Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The point is. Full Story

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Do you believe in crew neck?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2012 20:34:18 January 4, 2012 20:34:18
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Bauer, Splash

Colin Farrell was papped on the set of Seven Psychopaths yesterday, both times wearing a v-neck. The dude clearly does not believe in a crew neck. Like, ever. Reminds me of that Andy Samberg/Ben Stiller digital short. Was it inspired by Colin Farrell? Check out Colin being really cute with Sam Rockwell. Full Story

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Smell like Antonio’s Secret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2010 14:05:47 May 13, 2010 14:05:47

So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance shopping last week with my best gay Darren. Full Story

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Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2010 13:58:45 April 20, 2010 13:58:45

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Yay for constipation face and bad wigs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 12:32:09 March 11, 2010 12:32:09

Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. Full Story

Cheese Champers!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2010 16:28:58 January 15, 2010 16:28:58

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

The greatest gift of all time ever and ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 07:53:33 January 13, 2010 07:53:33

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

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