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Angel Cheese

November 2, 2009 07:46:18 Posted at November 2, 2009 07:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell me you aren’t smiling. Full Story

Mimi Cheese in Rio

October 23, 2009 07:42:49 Posted at October 23, 2009 07:42:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man is holding her hand for balance. Every Mimi photo is a gift, non? Mimi honoured the fans waiting outside her hotel and signed autographs for them, in town for the Fashion Rocks event. Full Story

Cheese break

October 16, 2009 08:50:52 Posted at October 16, 2009 08:50:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s husband did not accompany her to Japan. Instead, he stayed back in New York and attended the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball last night. There was a time when, briefly, I flirted with the idea of making Nick Cannon my boyfriend. Drumline. I loved Drumline. He was hot in Drumline. And he was cool for a while after. Full Story

Cheese’s 2nd home

October 15, 2009 11:02:01 Posted at October 15, 2009 11:02:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits are extra out the other way, teetering and tottering for her subjects, preening and primping the way only Mimi can preen and primp. Full Story

Hello Chiizu

October 7, 2009 07:54:00 Posted at October 7, 2009 07:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the whole time with saucer eyes. Full Story

Still paying for the fake castle

October 7, 2009 07:10:43 Posted at October 7, 2009 07:10:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Adrien Brody. He must be poor. It’s the only explanation. Just over a year ago, TIFF 2008, he was in Toronto for The Brothers Bloom. Duana and Michelle really enjoyed The Brothers Bloom. And we were all Brody fans. In person he has a style about him, an offbeat sexiness that is much more appealing in person. Full Story

He had to keep his shirt on

October 5, 2009 12:10:31 Posted at October 5, 2009 12:10:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jonas Brothers made a surprise appearance today at the Air Canada Centre for We Day. You can imagine the screaming. Yesterday the Vagina Virgins participated at CIBC Run For The Cure. Miraculously, Joe kept his shirt on. Those in Yorkville would find this particularly surprising because during the film festival, a shirtless Joe could oft be seen running around Toronto's busiest neighbourhood bare chested getting in a fitness fix despite the ubiquitous presence of paps hoping to get shots of George Clooney and the Mighty Opes. Full Story

Precious Cheese Tits

October 5, 2009 10:28:48 Posted at October 5, 2009 10:28:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather the press with a thick layer of Velveeta as Mimi, in exceptionally great spirits, perhaps due to the fact that Mo’Nique has decided to piss away Full Story

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Carry the Cheese

October 2, 2009 08:15:24 Posted at October 2, 2009 08:15:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, or bored, or full, to walk up and down the stairs at a private party in her honour. Full Story

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Pay to smell like Cheese … FOREVER

September 30, 2009 08:15:42 Posted at September 30, 2009 08:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile. I mean look at her. Full Story

Help me Grey Goose…

September 23, 2009 12:32:47 Posted at September 23, 2009 12:32:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Help me, calm me. Take away the urge to…do something wrong. Punching is wrong. Even when a Size 2 is so. f-cking. annoying. Just received an email from Melissa with the link to this article. Quotes from Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new interview with shape in which she yaps about her diet and her body self love and her boyfriend and then… at the very end… This:"I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Full Story