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She hasn’t met Michael Buble

September 8, 2009 13:31:27 Posted at September 8, 2009 13:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another Jennifer Aniston interview, another article full of clichés and self help mantras. This time it’s Australian Harper’s Bazaar and she tells the magazine that “I still believe in love”. Jesus. What next? “What doesn’t kill you will make you stronger”. Full Story

Mimi Cheese Old School Hair

September 3, 2009 08:19:55 Posted at September 3, 2009 08:19:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vision of Love right? Same length and bangs too. Compare the album cover and Mimi out with Nick Cannon last night for dinner at Mr Chow’s. Love her cheese SO MUCH. Look how she’s tilting her head while he’s escorting her to their car. Like somehow this makes her seem more demure and delicate even though those tits are splashing everywhere. Full Story

Play by play pregnancy

August 18, 2009 10:09:14 Posted at August 18, 2009 10:09:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hush, now… She’s pregnant. La Grande Fromage, Canada’s ambassador of cheese Celine Dion is having another baby. Rene-Charles is 8. And of course we all knew, she told everyone, about the child waiting for her in the lab when she was ready. Well she’s ready. And now you must be ready. Full Story

Buble’s new blonde

August 18, 2009 07:22:41 Posted at August 18, 2009 07:22:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael Buble is enjoying some down time at home in Vancouver while working on a new album due in October. Early buzz has been positive… Earlier this summer Buble released a special edition cd/dvd Michael Buble Meets Madison Square Garden. It’s selling very, very well. I must be the only bitch who doesn’t quiver at his cheese. Full Story

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Posehard in your underwear

July 2, 2009 13:14:55 Posted at July 2, 2009 13:14:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story

Thanks God!

June 29, 2009 13:20:28 Posted at June 29, 2009 13:20:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how my mother says “Thank God!” It happens a lot with the immigrant China people. They pluralise inappropriately and have problems with conjugation and adjectives and adverbs. Like she’ll often say – I’m so exciting! when what she means of course is that she’s so “excited” . Full Story

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Break-up Tweets

June 9, 2009 17:43:45 Posted at June 9, 2009 17:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, and challenging Sidney Crosby not to be a whiny baby. Full Story

Prince & Cheese

June 9, 2009 07:28:53 Posted at June 9, 2009 07:28:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t believe they were able to put these two massive egos on the same stage and one did not push the other off. Amazing. Last night in New York at the Apollo Theatre 75th anniversary celebration, Mimi’s Cheese hooked up with Prince at a star studded gala that included presentations from Patti LaBelle, the O’Jays, Bill Cosby, Phylicia Rashad (the Huxtables!), Jamie Foxx, Quincy Jones, and more. Full Story

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Meem Cheese Friday

June 5, 2009 08:53:50 Posted at June 5, 2009 08:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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May 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 20, 2009 05:06:25 Posted at May 20, 2009 05:06:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Pam W., Don't worry you'll be 29 forever and you are younger than me! Have fun and sorry I can't be there. From your gossip and archaeology buddy Kelly. Happy Birthday Pamela W from Jennifer, Luiza, and Juliette who requested this gift – Cavalli in a speedo. Enjoy! Is the same person Pamela? Your friends LOVE you! And for Emily who is pining for summertime, the cottage, and cuddles from Mrs Madeleine. Full Story

Cannes in pictures

May 19, 2009 07:42:00 Posted at May 19, 2009 07:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Full Story