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Cheesy celebrities doing cheesy things. Think Adrien Brody.

NKOTBoat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2009 05:30:31 May 18, 2009 05:30:31

Am all for the New Kids, totally. But have to say, these pictures are a little embarrassing. Or maybe it’s just me. Apparently doing the boat thing is where it’s at these days. John Mayer, right? This weekend NKOTB launched their cruise in Miami, bringing back 80s cheese for photographers. Full Story

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Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:27:24 May 15, 2009 07:27:24

Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance press and marketing events in support of the film. Full Story

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Fight over Cheese!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 17:32:03 May 11, 2009 17:32:03

You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every time she’s interviewed. Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2009 12:36:24 May 6, 2009 12:36:24

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Cheese Anniversary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 07:31:38 May 1, 2009 07:31:38

Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story

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LipGloss Fist Pump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 06:41:26 April 13, 2009 06:41:26

As mentioned above, it’s the fist pump that gave it away: he wanted it so badly. To be accepted by those who don’t have a curfew. To appeal to a new demographic – a demographic that isn’t impressed with this hair. To be considered cool. The fist pumping is so not cool. The hair is even more uncool. Full Story

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Vraiment?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:29:06 April 9, 2009 09:29:06

The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du Soleil) and Quebecor Media. Full Story

Away from the castle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 18:07:14 April 7, 2009 18:07:14

This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely participates in cheesy photoshoots for the sole purpose of fronting her career, participated in some celebrity race car event… It’s been a long time since they embarrassed themselves in the pages of Hello Magazine while reading scripts in an empty bathtub. Full Story

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Cheese Caffeine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:58:51 March 30, 2009 14:58:51

It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps were there to make sure we could enjoy. Full Story

Before LeAnn…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 13:09:28 March 19, 2009 13:09:28

Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit up here but could not translate down in America. Full Story