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Cheesy celebrities doing cheesy things. Think Adrien Brody.


May 18, 2009 05:30:31 Posted at May 18, 2009 05:30:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all for the New Kids, totally. But have to say, these pictures are a little embarrassing. Or maybe it’s just me. Apparently doing the boat thing is where it’s at these days. John Mayer, right? This weekend NKOTB launched their cruise in Miami, bringing back 80s cheese for photographers. Full Story

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Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette

May 15, 2009 07:27:24 Posted at May 15, 2009 07:27:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance press and marketing events in support of the film. Full Story

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Fight over Cheese!

May 11, 2009 17:32:03 Posted at May 11, 2009 17:32:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know she’s loving it. There’s a cockfight over Mimi! If you recall, Mimi and Eminem dated for five minutes. He claimed he hit it, she says they only kissed. Remember, Mimi can count on one hand the men she’s been intimate with. She repeats it every time she’s interviewed. Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

May 6, 2009 12:36:24 Posted at May 6, 2009 12:36:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Cheese Anniversary

May 1, 2009 07:31:38 Posted at May 1, 2009 07:31:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story

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LipGloss Fist Pump

April 13, 2009 06:41:26 Posted at April 13, 2009 06:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned above, it’s the fist pump that gave it away: he wanted it so badly. To be accepted by those who don’t have a curfew. To appeal to a new demographic – a demographic that isn’t impressed with this hair. To be considered cool. The fist pumping is so not cool. The hair is even more uncool. Full Story

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April 9, 2009 09:29:06 Posted at April 9, 2009 09:29:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du Soleil) and Quebecor Media. Full Story

Away from the castle

April 7, 2009 18:07:14 Posted at April 7, 2009 18:07:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely participates in cheesy photoshoots for the sole purpose of fronting her career, participated in some celebrity race car event… It’s been a long time since they embarrassed themselves in the pages of Hello Magazine while reading scripts in an empty bathtub. Full Story

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London Cheese Sausage

April 1, 2009 12:00:33 Posted at April 1, 2009 12:00:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here. What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. Full Story

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Cheese Caffeine

March 30, 2009 14:58:51 Posted at March 30, 2009 14:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps were there to make sure we could enjoy. Full Story

Before LeAnn…

March 19, 2009 13:09:28 Posted at March 19, 2009 13:09:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit up here but could not translate down in America. Full Story