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Cheesy celebrities doing cheesy things. Think Adrien Brody.

LipGloss grows Vampire hair

March 6, 2009 08:04:39 Posted at March 6, 2009 08:04:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They made a big deal over Robert Pattinson’s hair during Twilight promo. Zac Efron was so jealous. Now he appears to be growing his and was seen flinging it around yesterday leaving his house. Oh Lippy, you so pretty. Very pretty in Elle Magazine this month promoting 17 Again. He plays the 17 year old version of Matthew Perry and shenanigans ensue. Full Story

Fun Fearless = Cheese?

March 3, 2009 11:50:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story

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Hot Jakey Hip Hop

February 27, 2009 07:00:00 Posted at February 27, 2009 07:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This video kills me. Because it makes no f-cking sense. But first, auto-tune needs to die. So it’s Jamie Foxx. He has a new album. He’s released a new video full of celebrity cameos – Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Quincy Jones, Ashley from Fresh Prince, some blonde lady that looks familiar but is distinctly B list, and Ron Howard and Jake Gyllenhaal. Full Story

Best Oscar Actors and a Cheese

February 23, 2009 05:38:00 Posted at February 23, 2009 05:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s quite a group isn’t it? Can you picture Mickey sliding in there? No… Mickey is not one of them. Adrien Brody is very much one of them, even though he’s a hypocrite douche. Like, did you hear him during the presentation? While introducing Richard Jenkins, he opened with “not that I’m a fan of google”, like it was beneath him to be a famewhore. Full Story

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The Hoff at the Brits!

February 19, 2009 07:21:00 Posted at February 19, 2009 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t ask me why he’s there. Don’t even bother sending me whatever explanation about a movie or a tv show or some dvd or even worse, a new album. I don’t care. There is only one reason The Hoff ever shows up anywhere and that is it to provide the cheese. Don’t ask me who he has with him. Full Story

Will it be like this?

February 11, 2009 07:17:13 Posted at February 11, 2009 07:17:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic Full Story

Wedding Porn

February 10, 2009 14:39:11 Posted at February 10, 2009 14:39:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W.T.F. ???????????????????? The going rate for Fergie’s wedding photos must have been low rate. Because it’s the only explanation behind these images. Have you seen them? So. Sad. Sad that the only way she could get anyone to care is by promising that she and her Josh Duhamel would get into bed together and allow themselves to be photographed tenderly. Full Story

Jolie Gush

January 30, 2009 06:06:44 Posted at January 30, 2009 06:06:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jolie was centre stage yesterday in Tokyo at a presser for The Changeling and like the last time she wore grey, as you can see, totally gorgeous. Also putting to rest the speculation that she keeps wearing oversized togas on awards show red carpets because she’s trying to hide her alleged super skinniness. Full Story


January 29, 2009 10:11:00 Posted at January 29, 2009 10:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last October, Michelle, Duana, and I were on a coach heading from the train station to our hotel in London. By the end of that bus ride, all the other passengers probably hated us. I had my laptop open checking email and started raging at the Adrien Brody photo spread in Hello Canada. And then we all started shouting. Full Story

Alanis minus 20

January 2, 2009 11:35:45 Posted at January 2, 2009 11:35:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am so not feeling Alanis Morrissette in OK! Magazine gushing about her 20 pound weight loss. Can’t put my finger on it but just isn’t sitting right. Maybe it’s because the styling is for sh-t. Who decided to put her in a long purple dress with those shoes? And those boots with the jeans are all wrong too. Full Story

Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor

December 29, 2008 09:55:00 Posted at December 29, 2008 09:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma & Louise. Full Story