Under the bridge downtown Is where I drew some blood Under the bridge downtown I could not get enough Under the bridge downtown Forgot about my love Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away Did you think about that song when you heard about this story? TMZ Full Story

Check out Emma Watson on the cover of the new issue of ELLE. I really love this cover. Is it because I’m seeing it as a throwback to the 80s? It’s the hair. And the denim shirt. For some reason Cindy Crawford came to mind. Then I looked through some of the other shots and it was Natalie Portman who I couldn’t stop thinking about. Full Story

And the streak continues… One after another, child star rehab. The latest: Selena Gomez. Her publicists have released a statement: "Selena voluntarily spent time at Meadows but not for substance abuse." According to TMZ Full Story

It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You think someone told him to smile? Because this is the photo you’re going to see a hundred times today around the world. Full Story

TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. Full Story

He plagiarised. We criticised. He apologised. Again we criticised. So now he’s euthanised his career. Shia LaBeouf says he’s retiring. He made the announcement on Twitter: In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. Full Story

As Lainey said last week, Miley surged in 2013. The music stands. It stands up alongside Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Lorde, and any pop album put out this year. Although Miley’s been famous for a long time, this is the year she actually arrived. Full Story

Macaulay Culkin is in a band. According to Page Six they call themselves The Pizza Underground and all their songs are about pizza. I’m not quite sure whether or not this is for serious or if they’re f-cking around. But here’s what they sound like: The Pizza Underground Demo by The Pizza Underground Full Story

Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, because he’s just 19, and obviously infirm, he decided to ride on the shoulders of his bodyguards instead. Full Story

I am officially an old crusty c-nt. Because …I mean… I can’t with this. Can.NOT. How do we do when we’re dealing with a 12 year old? No one wants to be unkind to a 12 year old. Not even Alec Baldwin? OK, maybe Alec Baldwin. But most of us don’t want to be unkind to a 12 year old. Full Story

Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. Full Story

Justin Bieber was criticised earlier this week for starting late in London -- reportedly 2 hours delayed for “technical issues” -- and this just after he went out in a gas mask and complained on Twitter about people being mean to him. But he showed up on time, even two minutes early!, for his next show! We should recognise him for this. Full Story