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Baby’s first mugshot!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2014 17:04:13 January 23, 2014 17:04:13
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It’s an important day in every child star’s life – the mugshot…and we get two of them! He’s smiling in the straight-on shot. But he gave us a pout in the side angle too. I was worried we wouldn’t see JB’s signature facial expression. You think someone told him to smile? Because this is the photo you’re going to see a hundred times today around the world. Full Story

JB eggs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2014 18:45:00 January 10, 2014 18:45:00
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TMZ reports that Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house. There’s video with audio. This f-cking punk… I don’t want to talk about why he did it because we all know why. He’s a PUNK. No discussion/debate necessary. Full Story

Shia says Shia is retiring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2014 17:13:28 January 10, 2014 17:13:28
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He plagiarised. We criticised. He apologised. Again we criticised. So now he’s euthanised his career. Shia LaBeouf says he’s retiring. He made the announcement on Twitter: In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life. Full Story

The Family Cyrus

Maria Posted by Maria at December 16, 2013 14:30:06 December 16, 2013 14:30:06
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As Lainey said last week, Miley surged in 2013. The music stands. It stands up alongside Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Lorde, and any pop album put out this year. Although Miley’s been famous for a long time, this is the year she actually arrived. Full Story

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Monday, December 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

"It's not that what he says is so incredible, it's how many people don't know that this exists." -- Duana, after reading the candid new Joe Jonas interview with Vulture posted last night. Pffft.  Read Full Intro

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2013 13:32:22 October 1, 2013 13:32:22
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Justin Bieber is on tour in China. China is also where those GIANT HORNETS have been hanging out, killing people. You do with that information what you will. Here we are talking about how JB went sightseeing and hit up the Great Wall. Where, instead of walking, or even running, because he’s just 19, and obviously infirm, he decided to ride on the shoulders of his bodyguards instead. Full Story

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Willow Smith’s English accent summer fling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2013 19:03:10 July 9, 2013 19:03:10

I am officially an old crusty c-nt. Because …I mean… I can’t with this. Can.NOT. How do we do when we’re dealing with a 12 year old? No one wants to be unkind to a 12 year old. Not even Alec Baldwin? OK, maybe Alec Baldwin. But most of us don’t want to be unkind to a 12 year old. Full Story

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You must Believe...and then Delete

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2013 16:46:25 March 14, 2013 16:46:25
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Textbook. Again. The exceptions are the ones who DON’T f-ck up, remember. And there are fewer and fewer and fewer of them. Then again, it depends on your definition of f-cking up. If they’re millionaires many times over, that may not qualify as a f-ck up, at least not yet. By Justin Bieber’s standards, being rich means he’s not a mess. Full Story

Justin Bieber’s heroic recovery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 15:55:47 March 8, 2013 15:55:47
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Our hero, Justin Bieber, God’s special gift, having spent part of last night under medical supervision, has been released, and was photographed outside his hotel this morning... With a cry-face on. The agency caption to these shots is hilarious: Bieber has to be “restrained” by his bodyguard from attacking. Full Story

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Justin Bieber’s heroic evening

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2013 14:48:52 March 8, 2013 14:48:52
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Justin Bieber was criticised earlier this week for starting late in London -- reportedly 2 hours delayed for “technical issues” -- and this just after he went out in a gas mask and complained on Twitter about people being mean to him. But he showed up on time, even two minutes early!, for his next show! We should recognise him for this. Full Story

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