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Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 07:17:50 October 20, 2009 07:17:50

Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet for some “safe” press and mundane questions like: How great is it that you’re a mom!?!? Isn’t it so great that you love your family? Being a strong woman is so great, isn’t it? Great! I’m telling you. Full Story

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Xenu still rules

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 06:58:50 October 15, 2009 06:58:50

I called it an eyebrow archer the other day. And indeed, The Daily Mail once again sucks sh-t, instilling us first with false hope, and then replacing it with disappointment. The other day, the paper reported that Katie Holmes and Jesus had triumphed over Xenu and the GMD and that Little Sci was enrolled at a Catholic pre-school in Boston. Full Story

Jesus > Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 07:08:41 October 12, 2009 07:08:41

The GMD's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly however, if The Daily Mail Full Story

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GMD & Robo begin work in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 07:44:54 July 1, 2009 07:44:54

Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with the GMD and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with the GMD’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is a super rich dude – family used to be the richest in Australia. Full Story

Why is she dancer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 09:54:00 June 18, 2009 09:54:00

Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little Sci. I’m sure you’ve heard? Katie Holmes has been training hard, prepping for a performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Full Story

Robo’s two big bags

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2009 07:27:46 May 28, 2009 07:27:46

Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance Full Story

Star 09?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 07:14:17 May 7, 2009 07:14:17

Exclusive. There’s a movie that was made in the 80s, used to keep me up at night. Because Eric Roberts is a creepy motherf-cker. Based on the short life of Dorothy Stratten, Playboy Playmate, who was murdered by her deranged estranged husband. At her Playboy photo shoot the other day, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were giving some people the same vibe… Am told exclusively that the shoot went down on Tuesday in Malibu. Full Story

Ordering is not fighting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2009 07:30:48 May 4, 2009 07:30:48

Paps claim that these photos taken of JailBait Miley Cyrus and her loser douche 20 year old boyfriend Justin show the two having an argument about their relationship. Depends on how you Photo Assumption. I don’t Photo Assumption a fight. I do however Photo Assumption an order. Or a series of orders. Full Story

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Robo Zombie at Star Trek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 11:08:54 May 1, 2009 11:08:54

He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with the GMD. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing on a rare occasion not to steal the spotlight, unlike that f-cker Mel Gibson earlier this week at Wolverine with his uber low grade Angelina Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Robo dances every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 14:41:33 April 13, 2009 14:41:33

Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story

He’s single…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 10:55:11 April 13, 2009 10:55:11

But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. Then Mel Gibson lost his mind. No more quivering for Mel Gibson. Full Story