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Robo Flamenco!

February 4, 2009 07:20:33 Posted at February 4, 2009 07:20:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorta. The GMD and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has no curves, it’s just that she oozes androgyny. Full Story

Robo Baby Machine

December 30, 2008 07:20:00 Posted at December 30, 2008 07:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD told The Sun that he wants 10 kids. This is your answer as to why Katie Holmes looks so tired all the time. You’d be tired too if Xenu set up a fertility lab between your legs with a new petrie dish every day. Full Story

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Sell baby sell!

December 19, 2008 10:34:41 Posted at December 19, 2008 10:34:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his movie is getting straight up eviscerated by the critics. Full Story

Will & Jada are generous

December 18, 2008 08:27:43 Posted at December 18, 2008 08:27:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They donated almost $1.5 million in 2007, spreading out their gifts across religion and cause and in particular directing $ $122,500 to Church of Scientology-related projects which is less than the $250,000 the Smiths sent to a Christian organisation in Philadelphia and another $200,000 to a Los Angeles based Christian ministry. Full Story

Best of 2008: Xenu the video

December 17, 2008 07:40:55 Posted at December 17, 2008 07:40:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, the GMD’s crazy cackle, the GMD’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… it’s a far cry from the current iteration of Tom Cruise making his press rounds and it’s why we need this reminder – for those of you weakened by his remarkable publicity charms and yes, I’m including my colleagues at eTalk who were hypnotised by him last week. Full Story

Glibness and forgiveness

December 15, 2008 09:51:46 Posted at December 15, 2008 09:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in his glory. Full Story

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They bought it

December 10, 2008 07:43:31 Posted at December 10, 2008 07:43:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tom’s tour of Toronto – a resounding success. But first the new cover of People Magazine: MiniVan friendly, good hair, that famous smile, a glimpse of Little Sci, and the tantalising prospect of seeing the GMD’s personal family photos. Please. It’s brilliant. They will eat this sh-t up. Full Story

KatE in control?

December 4, 2008 14:59:38 Posted at December 4, 2008 14:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the GMD and Robo appear on the cover of T: the NY Times Style Magazine due out on Sunday. Each girl gets her own cover, each was interviewed separately, each gushed sugar rape Rossum styles about their love. But first… Katie Holmes insists she can think for herself: "There's a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn't have any control of her life. Full Story

Baby umbrellas and coats

November 6, 2008 08:35:10 Posted at November 6, 2008 08:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story

Shopping Shoes, Skinny Jeans, and Curvy Bums

October 29, 2008 07:02:00 Posted at October 29, 2008 07:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck JLo. With the hair pulled back and the great skin, her full ass all juicy again, well wrapped in skinny jeans tapering down to her little ankles… gorgeous. Full Story

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Mr & Mrs Androgen

October 21, 2008 08:45:18 Posted at October 21, 2008 08:45:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and Robo attended a private party last night at the Hermes store in New York similarly dressed, both sexless and devoid of personality. They did however take the opportunity to show off their one tired move: the Presentation. If he wasn’t so hellbent on suppressing his gay, he’d be able to find a little more creativity. Full Story

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