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My Ma or things she would say or do.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Last year my ma told me about a Chinese movie called Mistress Dispeller. Like “expelliarmus” but for the other woman. Mistress Dispeller is a rom-com. Mistress dispelling is also a legitimate career in China.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Dear Gossips,

Thank you for all your messages yesterday over email or on Twitter or Instagram about International Women’s Day and A Day Without Women. And for visiting our site during your day, whether you were striking or not.  Read Full Intro

Gigi mocks the Buddha

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2017 16:05:15 February 7, 2017 16:05:15
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At our old house, my ma, the Squawking Chicken, had a big-bellied smiling Budda placed mid-landing up the stairs. You saw him as soon as you opened the door, which was the intention: to have a jolly Buddha greeting everyone as they walked in, like a happy blessing. Ma used to tell people that rubbing his belly would bring good luck. Full Story

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Tom Brady: QB1 is a Snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 15:21:13 February 6, 2017 15:21:13
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Tom Brady and the New England Patriots made history last night, coming back from a major deficit in the second half and, in Brady’s case, proving that the word “enough” doesn’t apply to some people. Full Story

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Dear Gossips,

The Year of the Rooster begins tomorrow! Remember to clean tonight. Wash away the Year of the Monkey to welcome the luck of the new year. Sleep on fresh sheets and in new pyjamas if possible. Don’t wash your hair tomorrow.  Read Full Intro