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My Ma or things she would say or do.

Gwyneth is a Rat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2014 15:24:54 January 29, 2014 15:24:54
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You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially between June and July and December and January. Full Story

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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Chinese New Year is January 31st! You ready? Fridge should we well stocked. Feasting is good. Gathering with friends and family all week is good too. Clean on Thursday – don’t forget the car – and wash your hair on Thursday night, wear a new set of pyjamas to bed (if you can), make sure the sheets are fresh, and then try not to do much cleaning at least over the weekend.  Read Full Intro

Friday, January 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s Grammy weekend. It’s also the last weekend before Chinese New Year. Let’s start there. We clean before Chinese New Year. We get rid of the sh-t from the previous year to clear a path for the good luck of next year.  Read Full Intro

First a bridesmaid…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2013 18:36:49 December 10, 2013 18:36:49
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Mila Kunis was part of her brother’s wedding the other day. The bridesmaid dresses were blush pink and strapless. Definitely not something she’d wear on a red carpet…but it wasn’t about her. And I feel like Mila’s the kind of girl who knows when it’s not about her. Full Story

Mrs Timberlake’s holiday spirit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2013 20:21:23 December 4, 2013 20:21:23

What’s your holiday style? Are you a Mariah Carey? Mimi may have taken over Christmas but she does keep it pretty traditional (aside from her tits). It’s red, white, and gold but never green (see Dean’s rules to a Mimi Christmas here Full Story

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Duana asked me last night how my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, reacted to the announcement of my upcoming book about her, Listen To The Squawking Chicken. Well, she came over yesterday when I was at work to drop off some ginseng soup.  Read Full Intro

I wrote a book

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2013 20:38:53 November 12, 2013 20:38:53

Shameless self-promotion here but this was the deadline I’ve been referring to. I was writing a book. I WROTE A BOOK!  The book is called "Listen to the Squawking Chicken: When Mother Knows Best, What's a Daughter To Do? A Memoir (Sort Of)”. So now you know who the true star is here: the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It was Poo Day yesterday on The Social. Yeah so it took four weeks. Just four weeks and we were able to feature my favourite subject on the show and talk about how my poo comes out in pellets – and demonstrated their different pellet shapes with play-dough – because I’m chronically constipated.  Read Full Intro

Posh covers China Vogue and at Wimbledon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2013 17:24:10 July 8, 2013 17:24:10
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Wenn, Clive Brunskill/ Getty

What’s the Anna Wintour policy on Vogue international covers? How long must the gap be between a Vogue cover in China and the cover of US Vogue? Victoria Beckham covers the August issue of China Vogue. The US Vogue September cover already belongs to Jennifer Lawrence. That leaves 3 months if Posh is to make her life’s dream. Full Story

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Miley’s family drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2013 16:16:02 June 25, 2013 16:16:02
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Tish Cyrus, Miley’s mother, filed for divorce from Billy Ray Cyrus 10 days ago. Around that time, Miley tweeted at her dad, apparently because she couldn’t reach him by private communication, social networking being her last resort. Then, last week, the Cyrus family was photographed Full Story

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Now THIS is fluffy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 13:21:00 February 18, 2010 13:21:00

Written by Jacek I’ve basically ordered Lainey to go to sleep for a few hours at this stage in the day cause I can sense she’s about to crash. More from her to come later in the day but for now I’m stepping in for one or two words. Lainey might have already mentioned this but if she did I missed it. Full Story