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Yellow means humble

August 5, 2009 09:03:34 Posted at August 5, 2009 09:03:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right? Oh no, this bitch isn’t smug AT ALL. That’s not a smug face. That’s totally the face of a humbled man, in humble colours, not brash, not brazen, sincere and apologetic and ready to make amends. It’s Chris Brown at LAX arriving for sentencing today – just a formality, the deal was made weeks ago. Full Story

Geriatric and a beater

August 4, 2009 11:01:09 Posted at August 4, 2009 11:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning. Full Story

Doesn’t he look so sorry?

July 28, 2009 13:42:43 Posted at July 28, 2009 13:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Brown was in Harlem yesterday playing basketball. He went out to party afterwards and seemed to act all shifty and sh-t when a member of his crew spotted the paps. Why? It’s not like he’s done anything wrong, right? Chris Brown punched his girlfriend in the face and threatened to kill her, has done nothing in the way of countering violence against women, will not have to go to prison, sits courtside at basketball games, continues to make money, released a half ass, over-rehearsed lame dick apology on YouTube, and gets played at weddings by 10 million people… If I were him I’d be smiling too! I’d be smiling next to two FEMALE police officers – click here Full Story

On Chris Brown’s apology

July 21, 2009 06:32:36 Posted at July 21, 2009 06:32:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am assuming you’ve seen it? If not – the clip is below: a video posted on YouTube, Chris Brown’s public apology for smacking the sh-t out of girlfriend Rihanna. Many of you have emailed your thoughts and asked for mine. Totally scripted, overly rehearsed, and can it be sincere when it’s all about strategy anyway? This is a young man whose primary motivation is to save his career. Full Story

Convicted felon has a great time

July 6, 2009 07:51:48 Posted at July 6, 2009 07:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So he beat down his girlfriend oh just 4 months ago. And there’s no prison time, just a few hours of garbage duty here and there, totally manageable. Otherwise, life for Chris Brown is easy come easy go. No need for charity work, no need to spend time in the community giving back to those less fortunate, no volunteering at women’s shelters, no donations, nothing. Full Story

Jay is one of the few

June 30, 2009 09:55:00 Posted at June 30, 2009 09:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Good. So remember when Chris Brown beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend? Remember her face? Remember him a couple of weeks later having so much fun on his jetski in Miami Full Story

4-way hook ups

June 15, 2009 07:41:31 Posted at June 15, 2009 07:41:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here Full Story

Courtside awkward

June 12, 2009 07:46:31 Posted at June 12, 2009 07:46:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over or not over? Last night in Orlando, both Rihanna and Chris Brown were courtside to watch the Lakers defeat the Magic in Game 4. Derek Fisher is so f-cking clutch. Though they sat apart and did not appear to engage at all, curiously enough, both Us Weekly Full Story

Dickless Usher

March 4, 2009 07:21:53 Posted at March 4, 2009 07:21:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised:"I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo [of Rihanna's bruised face posted by TMZ]? C'mon, Chris. Full Story

Life is Breezy

March 2, 2009 06:25:00 Posted at March 2, 2009 06:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you’ve heard, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together, staying at Diddy’s mansion in Miami. I have not written about Rihanna because it’s sad smut. Still sad smut. What happened to her is heartbreaking. Her choices are heartbreaking. And while I may not agree with them, at all, at the same time, in my opinion, she doesn’t deserve the scorn. Full Story

Oscar Ebola Victim: Mickey Rourke

February 23, 2009 05:53:04 Posted at February 23, 2009 05:53:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Loki could not save Mickey. Oh Loki. You saw it coming, didn’t you? Last Monday in New York, Mickey Rourke stumbles into Butter and it happens to be Ebola Paris Hilton’s birthday party. Instead of leaving, he sits down and celebrates with her… and suddenly his beloved dog Loki dies. Full Story

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