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If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I HATE HER SO MUCH. Didn’t even have to ask who. Full Story
It’s not that we’re not Coldplay fans. We are! We own Coldplay everything: every album, every dvd, we’ve seen them five or six times in concert – first two albums totally, second two albums meh… And we know Chris Martin can sing. Just … why does he sing so ass on these awards shows? Let’s face it: the best part of Coldplay last night was Jay-Z…which is when Chris was tolerable. Full Story
Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this weekend while they’re in New York for the Grammys – process servers lurking in every corner waiting to pounce while cameras roll. Full Story
I’ve bitched about this several times before - the last few Coldplay live tv performances have sounded like sh-t. More specifically Chris Martin has sounded like sh-t. So Coldplay has been confirmed for the Grammys. Yesterday however the Grammys announced that Radiohead will also be on hand for their “first live U. Full Story
This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me right away. Full Story
Coldplay performed at the O2 this weekend – photos attached. The band is staying close to home over the holidays, touring the UK and then breaking just before Christmas for almost two months. Which means Chris and Gwyneth can work on their marriage… just in time. Chris’s professional life is actually as scandalous as his personal life these days as repeat allegations of plagiarism threaten to shred the band’s reputation. Full Story
Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though it seems to be unanimous in smutty circles that that marriage is not as perfect as the Paltrow lets on. Full Story
In Sweden on tour – it’s always Chris Martin, the lead, who gets all the panty attention. Here he is arriving at his hotel in Stockholm. But what about Guy? Guy Berryman with his short hair… Hot quiver...Yum. And about Chris and Gwyneth – did you notice on Oprah the other day, she still only refers to him as “my husband”? He is, of course, her husband. Full Story
Jonny Buckland and Chris Martin from Coldplay stopped by eTalk yesterday for a 45 minute interview with Ben Mulroney and Tanya Kim that aired last night on the show prior to their 2nd performance in Toronto. Have heard from many of you who went to the first…and were thrilled.
Yesterday they also did not disappoint. Particularly noteworthy: Chris Martin spent a very healthy amount of time signing autographs after appearing on camera. Sadly, many of his contemporaries would NOT have done the same. Chris however seemed to be in excellent spirits. And he also genuinely appreciated the fanfare.
Another cute moment: if you watched the show, you’ll recall Tanya took a fan question at one point – a young man stood up to ask about Brian Eno and then seized the moment for his band: Can my band open for you tonight?
What you didn’t see on tv was that Jonny and Chris made sure that the intrepid aspiring musician was introduced to Coldplay’s tour manager afterwards. He was over the moon… and they were trying to work something out.
Some exclusive photos attached.
Friday – am posting all day. And it’s a long weekend for some people in Canada. Enjoy it!!!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Unpaid bills is not about Tori Spelling and her golddigging piece of sh*t prick of a husband Kevin Federline Junior.
PPS. Thank you SO much for sending your recipes in response to the Essence of Beef & Tomato. It was a cool, dreary night in Vancouver... guess what we had for dinner?