The Brad Complex

June 12, 2008 06:12:05 Posted at June 12, 2008 06:12:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Chris Martin on the cover of Rolling Stone promoting Coldplay’s latest Viva La Vida. Surprisingly enough, Chris, who adamantly refuses to discuss his wife Gwyneth Paltrow, actually alludes to her past relationship with Brad Pitt.

When discussing ambition and where he finds inspiration, Chris said:
"You"ve got to be hungry. If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you"d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?"

Seriously, he seems rather fixated on Brad Pitt. I’ve seen Coldplay in concert several times. On at least 3 occasions, Chris addresses the crowd like:

Hello you, way at the back…don’t worry, none of us look like Brad Pitt so you’re not missing anything if you’re not in the front.

Chris also said he questioned his heterosexuality as a youth:

"It was more like, "Oh sh-t, what if?", because was brought up to think it was wrong. It sounds silly to say it now, but when you"re a kid you think, "I"m going to burn in hell for eternity if I like other guys or if I marry someone Jewish"."

It was tits that made him realise he was straight:
(I was) swayed by boobs. Let’s face it, they’re fantastic.

Now you know I love my girl Gwynnie, but she’s never had the best breasts. They’re nice and small, lucky bitch, but they’re also shaped like triangles. Just sayin’…

Anyway, Coldplay has just postponed their tour by two weeks and now there’s word Chris has injured his knee which might lead to further delays. As of right now the tour is scheduled to begin in LA on July 14th. Am told Gwyneth and the children will be joining for part of the summer.

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