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All Hills look the same

June 1, 2009 07:17:08 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:17:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy hair, tanned, leggy, dumb. Full Story

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He doesn’t ask for much

May 21, 2009 09:01:24 Posted at May 21, 2009 09:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the new issue of Us Weekly, he’s dating Audrina Patridge. Full Story

The Frenemy on the carpet

May 1, 2009 08:03:58 Posted at May 1, 2009 08:03:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know already that I left Winona for Gwyneth. I did. Winona was my first love. I had my hair cut like hers in Reality Bites. In the mirror when I’m alone, when the 26th of the month happens on a Wednesday, under low light, cocked at a certain angle, without contacts on, I totally look like her a little. Full Story

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Cheese Anniversary

May 1, 2009 07:31:38 Posted at May 1, 2009 07:31:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe it’s been a f-cking year? Admit it, you did not give it a year. You gave it maybe 6 months. But there they were, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, in Vegas at Moon Nightclub last night celebration the occasion. How? With champagne and cheese! I love her SO much. Check it out – Nick gets on the mic and presents her with his gift: a video of the two of them during their first year of marriage. Full Story

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ShoWest gives it away

April 3, 2009 06:50:00 Posted at April 3, 2009 06:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up. How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look great. But calling her, along with Audrina, and 4 other tarts from a movie called Sorority Row (!!!), the Female Stars of Tomorrow is a slap in the face to someone like Rachel McAdams who was named Female Star of the Year (more on Rachel later). Full Story

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