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New Year toe, ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2011 14:03:03 January 4, 2011 14:03:03

Christina Aguilera has apparently been waving around a new ring. You know, I don’t get ring porn. Or bauble porn of any kind. I guess I’m dumb because of the value discrepancy but a good bag excites me so much more than a diamond. And, frankly, I find some people with their huuuuuuge diamonds a little tacky. Full Story

Christina gets away with it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2010 09:30:12 December 17, 2010 09:30:12

So... She announces her divorce. Then hooks up five minutes later with her very own Kevin Federline who was an assistant on the set of Burlesque and now they’re inseparable... and somehow she manages to escape the cheater slap. How? Some would say that Christina’s people strategised well. Full Story

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The reason for the pumpkin patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2010 14:16:45 October 19, 2010 14:16:45

Last week I posted this article with photos of Christina Aguilera at the pumpkin patch playing good mommy with her kid Max noting: Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Or leak out. When someone wants to look this good this quickly, you know it’s for storage. Full Story

Perfect day for the pumpkin patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 12:25:48 October 14, 2010 12:25:48

So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Full Story

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Maybe she’s bored for a while

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2010 09:13:57 October 12, 2010 09:13:57

They were married when she was just 24. And marriage is hard enough without the craziness of celebrity. That they made is this far is an achievement. After all, with baby, that period post-partum, they’ve had their challenges. Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are over. Full Story

Finally Aguilera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 06:52:38 December 4, 2008 06:52:38

Been complaining about Christina Aguilera and her repeat medley-ing from the VMAs and then at the AMAs…but last night, last night she made up for it all. A wickedly restrained performance at the Grammy nomination show with no freaky sideshow gimmicks, no dancing thank God, no copycat Lady Gaga styles, just straight up singing, quality singing with a limited amount of vocal gymnastics… It was heaven. Full Story

Glitter at the AMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 07:34:00 November 24, 2008 07:34:00

Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have nothing new to offer, why the f-ck are you there??? Then there’s Taylor Swift, Christina’s straight banged and glitter sister. Full Story

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Dirrrty doesn’t sing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 06:56:06 September 8, 2008 06:56:06

No… seriously… why was she lipsynching? Christina Aguilera sucks at a lot but she doesn’t suck at singing. So again, why no live? Check her out, arriving on the carpet last night at the VMAs – an ensemble that isn’t the greatest but that sure beat the hell out of those latex gunty pants she tried to rock on stage. Full Story

Grey brows, pink lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2008 06:30:34 September 3, 2008 06:30:34

Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really? As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows? Any shade of brown? Of course. Full Story

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The Unsubtle Famewhore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 12:35:11 June 30, 2008 12:35:11

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. Full Story