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Celebs

1. Tom Cruise
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Brad Pitt
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Paris Hilton
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Britney Spears
8. Angelina Jolie
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Nicole Kidman
11. David Beckham
12. Katie Holmes
13. Jay- Z
14. Ashlee Simpson
15. Justin Timberlake
16. KFed
17. Nicky Hilton
18. Elton John
19. Madonna
20. Prince Harry
21. Jessica Biel
22. Gwyneth Paltrow
23. Sienna Miller
24. Ryan Reynolds
25. Jennifer Lopez

Full List

 

Mr and Mrs Burns

Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow.

Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows:

Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace

I’m not going to name the specific children. You know who they are. And I wonder if the gods blew their load creating Christy’s face to have anything left over for her kids, you know what I mean? Besides, Cindy Crawford has already cornered the supermodel exception to the theory.

Can the Burns kids escape the formula too?

Photos from Wenn.com

Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 8:36 AM