Clive Owen Gossip

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No Time Wasted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Well that was fast. Amanda Peet gave birth to a baby girl 8 weeks ago. Here’s Amanda cleverly hiding any remaining traces of pregnancy, looking lovely and fresh at the Oscar de la Renta boutique opening yesterday in LA. Seems like motherhood has also helped with the assy fashion sension. Because as much as I like Amanda Peet, you can’t deny – before the child anyway – that she had a nasty dressing problem. Full Story

Chinese Chicken Posh vs Dina Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

Hollywood Mother of the Year Dina Lohan reportedly spent the weekend in Miami guzzling champagne with abandon, spending over $750 on booze, and rolling with a crowd of 20—somethings from club to club. She says she was simply trying “sign” a new DJ. What…because she’s, like, Hollywood top Manager now? Bitch needs to get a life. Full Story

The Perfect Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Ellen Barkin is a feisty broad. Ralph Fiennes is a sexy perv. I love them both. And I LOVE them both TOGETHER. They’ve apparently been seen out and about NYC, sharing drinks at the Waverly Inn and heading out together at the end of the night. As they were leaving, Ralph apparently held her close, whispering what I imagine to be very, very, very naughty thoughts in her ear - dirty words with an English accent…. Full Story

Friday, March 16, 2007 Dear Gossips, I spent the night with Daniel Craig and the Bond DVD. Oh.Holy.Quiveration. Especially the footage of him training in Prague. Something about the way he wears his sweats… between Daniel, Gerard Butler, and Clive Owen, I think I’m STILL on Team 007. Forgive me? Friday – blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. At the VERY least, Friends was only half an hour. And since it became the Rachel Green Fashion Show towards the end anyway, the clothes were always a good distraction. With Grey’s? It’s like there’s nowhere left to hide and the fascination has now become – How Much Worse Can It Possibly Get???

Heather M: always the victim, forever delusional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2007 12:00:00 March 15, 2007 12:00:00

Well…the police hate her too. Not only because she’s a lying cow but also because she’s so wrapped up in her own imaginary drama that she ties up their phone lines too. “A disproportionate” number of calls coming from her home because she’s being followed, because she’s being harassed, because she wants an audience while she practices her dance routine – none of the reasons warranting further action, all of them requiring diversion on the part of authorities from real matters of pressing concern. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Gerard Butler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

More for you than it is for me. Or least those of you who plead so ardently for Gerry’s inclusion on the Freebie 5. He’s hunky, alright. And talented. And Scottish. The accent is important. And not a famewhore. And sexy enough. And if he’s on yours, I totally get it. But my problem is choosing between him and Clive Owen and Daniel Craig – each unique in his own right but for all intents and purposes, each belongs in the same Rugged-not-Pretty-not-Conventional-but-Quivering-as-all-Hell Category and as such, which one do you single out on a list of only 5? But that’s my problem, not yours. Full Story

Worst Dye Job: Clive Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2007 12:00:00 February 26, 2007 12:00:00

In photos, because of the light and the flashbulbs, you really don’t get the sense. In photos, because of the light and the flashbulbs, Clive Owen was The Hotness. And he still is The Hotness. Except for the hair. In person, the hair was recently coloured and coloured not that well. A shade too dark and…well…I don’t know how to describe it but there were some blending issues, you know? Like what a fugitive on the run would look like if he picked up a box of L’Oreal Preference from the drug store and changed his hair in a gas station bathroom to avoid detection. Full Story

Kate & Owen Open Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2007 12:00:00 February 22, 2007 12:00:00

Handholding in public – the first sign of affection and physical confirmation that they are indeed a couple. Call me Cruise but these two together? Hotness. And he looks great in pants. See what I mean? Little perky bum, lanky legs – I’m telling you, Jake Gyllenhaal needs to cool it with the beefcake. Full Story

The Queen & The Clive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2007 12:00:00 January 15, 2007 12:00:00

Source New stills from The Golden Age, featuring the incomparable Cate Blanchett’s reprisal of her breakthrough role and the piece of loin quivering hotness known as Clive Owen. Is she magnificent or what? And is he worthy of your headboard or what? Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2006 12:00:00 December 19, 2006 12:00:00

Once upon a time, he was on the Freebie Five. I think at one point he climbed as high as #3, then it got too crowded, he receded from the spotlight, and with no new photos to sustain the lust, Clive’s peculiarly sexy brand of Ugly Hot couldn’t stay fresh on my fickle fantasy consciousness. But here he is last night at the premiere of Children of Men co-starring Julianne Moore looking as he always does: charmingly out of place, confident, maybe even a little bored, like he’d rather rock your headboard and dirty talk til morning instead of standing around having people take his picture. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Clive Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

Photos from Gossip Rocks Easy ladies… easy homos. I swooned a little too - how can you not? Clive Owen in Venice, Clive Owen in a tux, Clive Owen mashing my loins, burning up the sheets, Clive Owen sexy as all sh*t, with his English accent and his foul mouth whispering dirty dirty things, and that rugged face and that kinda ugly nose, in such a fantastic package…would you deny Clive Owen? Full Story