Clive Owen Gossip

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The Daily "Just Miss": Amanda Peet

May 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Small steps, gossips. Small steps. Not bad, all things considered – especially in light of past transgressions. But, as you all know, an inch or two can make all the difference. In her case, there is something very, very off about the length of this tunic. The back is nice enough. The front is not atrocious – could be better, could fit her better, but still…not entirely offensive. Full Story

Most Improved: Amanda Peet

May 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well colour me surprised. Amanda Peet opened her eyes! Either that or she found a stylist. And the results are impressive. Totally appropriate for the evening, very very flattering, I love the old school detailing, and I love that she didn"t completely sell out and wear a Roberto Cavalli with her flat chest poking out all over the place. Full Story

Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Dear gossips, What else is there to talk about? IT happened. And unless you relegated yourself to gossip detox for the better part of the afternoon and evening, you probably already know that Little Sci made her arrival today weighing in at 7-7 and measuring 20 inches long. Kinda surprising considering her father"s gay midget proportions but whatever, it"s not like anyone thinks he"s a legitimate spawning source anyway. In today"s issue: discussing the name, interesting insider details about the Parade interview, stifling Eva Longoria, Amanda Peet"s atrocious fashion sense, Whitney gets help, and a little Hoff inspiration to brighten up your day.

Amanda Peet needs help

April 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like Amanda Peet. I saw her a little while ago in some movie with Ashton Kutcher and I thought she was adorable. Having said that, I also think she needs a fashion lobotomy. Here she is last night at some event in NYC. Here she is at previous events looking like - to quote Stanford Blatch - fashion roadkill. Full Story

Clive Owen in Toronto

April 2, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Lora G for the tip. Love you back, girl! So Lora saw him last night at a club called Bird. He was hot, friendly, chatty with the ladies but sadly – and I’m killing myself picturing this - a terrible dancer. Apparently the man has no rhythm. Which concerns me at lot. Because while I don’t expect my freebies to move like Usher, I do want them to be able to find the beat and to bop their heads to the thump with a little sexy sexy groove that can flow straight into the bedroom. Full Story

Clive Owen in New York

March 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At tonight"s premiere of Inside Man. Can you see him undressing me with his eyes? Can you see the visions of badness running through his dirty mind? When I look at Clive Owen I see a headboard, dents in the wall behind it, several empty martini glasses tipped over on the floor, a Burberry neckscarf tied around the bed post, and a box of Harrod"s toffee on the night stand for dessert. Full Story

From MS in Toronto: personal Clive

February 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

unfortunately I don"t have great story to go with this, but here is a picture of our Freebie 5: Clive Owen. This is taken last Saturday night at The Social. All I can say is that I papparazzi"ed his ass and finally caught a pic of him by holding my hand up high into the crowd. I will always find him loin quivering, but I must mention two things. Full Story

From Taryn: on Clive Owen

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m a big fan of you and you"re site, but I have to say I"m a bit disappointed. Is Clive Owen so hot that he can be excused for his dry thin lips??? Okay, the bottom one is there but the top one is practically doesn"t even appear when he"s talking. Full Story

From Malissa J: Julian McMahon for the Freebie 5

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What about Julian McMahon from Nip/Tuck for the Freebie 5? Or at least do you have any juicy dirt on him? I think he is a delicious and sexy vicious man-beast and I Need More Julian. Please help. Dear Malissa, I confess, he"s really not on my radar, partly because I don"t watch that show but also because I know he fathered a child with that nasty skank Brook Burns which has tainted him forever in my mind. Full Story