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Jennifer Aniston’s nipples vs Chanel No5

October 16, 2012 14:41:48 Posted at October 16, 2012 14:41:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? They yelled at me last week, the Jennifer Aniston fans, for daring to suggest that she’d introduce her big ass ring to the world just as Brad Pitt was about to release his Chanel No5 ad. Have you seen it yet? I ...don’t want to see it ever again. I don’t want to see him so uncool -- the word works surprisingly well on several levels here -- ever again. Full Story

HOLY SH-T JEN’s RING IS SO BIG

October 8, 2012 19:48:43 Posted at October 8, 2012 19:48:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Thomas /FilmMagic

First shot of Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring from Justin Theroux. It’s … Really big. Obscenely big. But it had to be, didn’t it? It had to be at least as big if not bigger than the Jolie’s. Click here Full Story

Johnny’s exes: holiday coincidence?

August 17, 2012 15:55:58 Posted at August 17, 2012 15:55:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Kate Moss and daughter Lila Grace are currently on holiday in St Tropez. You know who else is in St Tropez? Vanessa Paradis and her children, Lily Rose and Jack. It’s a common place to holiday (for rich people). Needless to say, I doubt they’re sharing a yacht and I don’t think they’ll be a friendly dinner, not even a run-in. Full Story

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The Spice Girls and the runway

August 13, 2012 14:15:10 Posted at August 13, 2012 14:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jeff Moore /Splash, Scott Heavey /Stu Forster /Paul Gilham /Jamie Squire /Getty

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

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Where’s Alexander Skarsgard?

December 29, 2011 20:24:38 Posted at December 29, 2011 20:24:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

When Alexander Skarsgard was dating Kate Bosworth, he was papped, easily, several times a month. Have you noticed...now that they’re not together anymore, he can slip underground, no photos, no problem. When was the last time Alexander Skarsgard was papped??? I think it may have been back in October, and only because he was shooting on location in New York City. Full Story

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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Debra Messing edition

December 29, 2011 16:05:36 Posted at December 29, 2011 16:05:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Getty Images

I won’t lie - if this had broken in January, in the heat of award season, this story would get a smutty tingle and not its own dedicated post. The subjects of this report know this too. I guess that’s the point. Late last week, Debra Messing announced that she and husband Daniel Zelman had separated earlier in the year. Full Story

Blake & Ryan: pre-Christmas in New York

December 12, 2011 20:30:10 Posted at December 12, 2011 20:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Startraks

Jacek and I spent a wonderful pre-Christmas in New York two years ago. (Hi Scott!) It was his first time. We went to Bubby’s for breakfast. We walked the High Line. We lined up at the Empire State Building. We saw Cate Blanchett at BAM in A Streetcar Named Desire followed by a late, late dinner at Babbo. Full Story

All hail Blake Lively

December 7, 2011 21:56:45 Posted at December 7, 2011 21:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Startraks

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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There’s the Blake we knew

November 2, 2011 17:03:46 Posted at November 2, 2011 17:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Cindy Ord/ Getty Images, Splash News

The one who’d show up to the Met Gala with her ass hanging out of a too short, too small dress. The one who claimed to not have a stylist and tarted up all her clothes. That Girl hasn’t been around in a while. After her nude photos were “leaked” Blake Lively wore her clothes down to the knee and wasn’t pushing her tits together. Full Story

Nicole Kidman ruined it for everyone

October 11, 2011 19:58:38 Posted at October 11, 2011 19:58:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, Splash

Remember when Granny Freeze was pregnant with Sunday Rose? And everyone called her baby bump a goose feather pillow? Now anyone who’s pregnant goes through goose feather pillow scrutiny. Even Beyonce. Gran’s precedent might be a pain in the ass for other celebrities, but where gossip observation is concerned, how can we complain? I’ve been emailing all my friends about this all day. Full Story

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One rises, one falls

September 28, 2011 16:35:16 Posted at September 28, 2011 16:35:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Splash, Kevin Winter /Getty

Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is? I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

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Granny: Royals & Rupert

July 11, 2011 06:56:04 Posted at July 11, 2011 06:56:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman didn’t look great at the BAFTA Gala the other night with Will & Kate. I wonder if it’s been too long between forehead shots and fillers. And that little piece of fringe that kept coming loose off her side part was such an awkward way to style her hair. Definitely not Gran’s best outing. Full Story

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Blake works, Leo loafs

June 14, 2011 11:35:02 Posted at June 14, 2011 11:35:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But she’ll come home later and they can be together? That’s what it’s looking like. I’m telling you, as crazy as it sounds from the founding member of the Pussy Posse, per my article yesterday, he is super into this. So... Was there an overlap with Bar Rafaeli? Anyway, here’s Blake last night in New York at the Ghetto Film School 7th Annual Spring Benefit honouring David O Russell, because that’s the crowd she rolls with now, and today on the morning talk show circuit mumbling promotion for the Green Lantern opening this weekend. Full Story

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