Coincidence or conspiracy Articles

Celebrity news involving not so strange coincidences.

One rises, one falls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 16:35:16 September 28, 2011 16:35:16
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Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t a Gossip Puppet Master f-cking around with celebrities. Sometimes it really is coincidence and not conspiracy. Sometimes, because it’s Hollywood, and magic happens in Hollywood, the sh-t just falls into place at the best possible time. How else do you explain it? How else can you explain that on the night Stacy Keibler walked her first carpet in Hollywood proper as George Clooney’s official escort, down the road, just a few blocks away, her predecessor Elisabetta Canalis was getting rejected from Dancing With The Why Is? I made a bet with my colleague Ben Mulroney a few weeks ago. Full Story

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Granny: Royals & Rupert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 06:56:04 July 11, 2011 06:56:04

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman didn’t look great at the BAFTA Gala the other night with Will & Kate. I wonder if it’s been too long between forehead shots and fillers. And that little piece of fringe that kept coming loose off her side part was such an awkward way to style her hair. Definitely not Gran’s best outing. Full Story

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Blake works, Leo loafs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2011 11:35:02 June 14, 2011 11:35:02

But she’ll come home later and they can be together? That’s what it’s looking like. I’m telling you, as crazy as it sounds from the founding member of the Pussy Posse, per my article yesterday, he is super into this. So... Was there an overlap with Bar Rafaeli? Anyway, here’s Blake last night in New York at the Ghetto Film School 7th Annual Spring Benefit honouring David O Russell, because that’s the crowd she rolls with now, and today on the morning talk show circuit mumbling promotion for the Green Lantern opening this weekend. Full Story

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Jen & Justin: Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2011 09:31:32 June 9, 2011 09:31:32

Oh well now this is interesting... Two weeks ago there was word that Jennifer Aniston had a new boyfriend. She and Justin Theroux decided to have dinner where she always has dinner, were spotted by the paps, then People Magazine was all over it about how her friends love him and how happy they are for her. Full Story

A Blakey black eye?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2011 07:12:28 June 3, 2011 07:12:28

What? Please. I’m sure he’s nothing to do with it. There’s been a lot of joking that Jennifer Garner was the one who released those TOTALLY NOT BLAKE nude photos that have entertained us so this week. As hilarious as that would be, I think it’s very unlikely. Because of the “faps” Full Story

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Brange planning a party?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 07:31:28 May 26, 2011 07:31:28

Well this doesn’t happen often… They papped the Brange yesterday running some errands. They went shopping at a place called Soap Plant. Quick, let’s google! Here’s what came up for me: Soap Plant / Wacko: The Premiere Pop Culture Emporium of Los Angeles (with) the best selection of books in Los Angeles, art and design, deviant literature, lowbrow art, music, car culture and uh, sex!! Plus a dizzying array of vinyl art toys, wind-ups and collectibles. Full Story

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Pippy & Gaga Saturday night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 07:34:06 May 20, 2011 07:34:06

Not gonna lie. Am pretty excited for Saturday Night Live tomorrow, the season finale with host Justin Timberlake and musical guest Lady Gaga. Only… I heard they’re reviving the Dick In a Box situation? I mean if you go there, you have to make sure it’s a grand slam, you know what I mean? Still, Justin never disappoints on SNL. Full Story

Norman’s announcement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 18, 2011 10:06:29 May 18, 2011 10:06:29

Jennifer Aniston lost her dog Norman recently. He was 15. I can barely talk about this. For those of you who have dogs, I know you understand. My oldest, Marcus, is 8 in June. Marcus is my first dog, my 30th birthday present. And I am still obsessed with him. So I can imagine it must have been hard for her, I can’t imagine HOW hard it must have been for her. Full Story

Exes in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 09:30:09 April 6, 2011 09:30:09

Bradley Cooper was in Rome yesterday promoting Limitless. I’m sorry there’s only so few photos, the agency is being dicky about which ones they’re making available without extra fees on top of the regular fees. Anyway… You know who was also in Italy today? His ex-girlfriend Renee Zellweger. Full Story

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Worst poster, worst title, worst trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2011 13:25:50 January 13, 2011 13:25:50

In September I posted this about Kate Hudson’s new movie A Little Bit of Heaven. Dumbass title came with a dumbass poster. Look at Gael Garcia Bernal’s nose. Why is her mouth open? Who responds to this sh-t? WHY does she keep making the same movies over and over and over again? If you thought that the poster was misleading and that the movie would be different, you were wrong. Full Story

Blake Lively & Mrs Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2011 07:58:04 January 12, 2011 07:58:04

Ben Affleck’s The Town was named one of the Best 10 of 2010 by the National Board of Review. The gala was last night in New York. His wife Jennifer Garner decided to accompany him. Well that must have been a buzzkill. Naturally, they did not pose together on the red carpet. But she wanted to be supportive. Full Story

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