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Celebrity news involving not so strange coincidences.

Cheating = Ratings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 12:44:18 March 23, 2009 12:44:18

The MiniVan loves scandal. The MiniVan supports scandal. Would the MiniVan have tuned in in record numbers to watch LeAnn Rimes’s Movie of the Week with Eddie Cibrian if Us Weekly hadn’t broken the story about their affair just days before the telecast? Coincidence or conspiracy? Northern Lights is now officially Lifetime’s most watched Full Story

Don't f-ck with Us

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 08:22:57 March 19, 2009 08:22:57

Us Weekly broke the story on its new cover - LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian having an affair. She wasn't stupid enough to outright deny it...but he was. Dumb. You don't f-ck with Janice Min. Us has just posted a video on its site - click here Full Story

Best SAG Red: Diane Lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:03:08 January 26, 2009 07:03:08

Good example of who is wearing it, how she wears it. This was pretty much Freida Pinto’s dress in red. But Diane Lane is not a delicate woman-child. Diane Lane is fire and experience, looks her age and her age is just right, a total sex pot who just celebrated her 44th birthday a few days ago…which means she too is older than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

SAG Ladies and Ralph: Meryl, Susan, Kristin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:56:30 January 26, 2009 06:56:30

Awards season means the likes of Lauren Conrad are shoved to the side…have you noticed? It’s time for real stars, real celebrity, so f-ck off reality twats because Meryl Streep has just won a SAG. Wearing a pantsuit. Heh. Love that Meryl is never super appreciative. That she doesn’t have to be. Full Story

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Gere genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 08:31:13 December 31, 2008 08:31:13

A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also in St Barts with the rest of them enjoying the holiday. Full Story

A good 55

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2008 08:14:00 December 10, 2008 08:14:00

Kim Basinger turned 55 this week. And still she looks younger than Nicole Kidman, right? I hope my body’s that tight at 55. She doesn’t seem overly hungry either. Must be good genes. This is Kim last night at the premiere of While She Was Out with Leonardo DiCaprio’s bestie Lukas Haas. Full Story

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The youngest of them all…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 10:00:00 October 17, 2008 10:00:00

It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used to be my life. Full Story

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Adult Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 08:20:00 September 24, 2008 08:20:00

Diane Lane is on my husband’s Freebie Five. A rare moment of enlightenment for him…it must be rewarded. Here is beautiful Diane at last night’s premiere of Nights in Rodanthe in New York with Richard Gere. She has a softness to her…something so sensual… and she looks sexy as all hell in the trailer. Full Story

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After seeing Helen Mirren in a bikini yesterday, my husband had to make room for her on his Freebie Five. It’s all about the silver fox and today more of the same.

Meryl Streep glowed last night at the NYC premiere of Mamma Mia. Am told she’s pretty spectacular in the movie too. Pierce Brosnan, on the other hand, well Pierce apparently tries to sing. And fails miserably. So badly that his hilarious inability actually becomes one of the film’s selling features, just to hear it for yourself. Snort.

Thursday – online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Helen Mirren > Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 07:04:54 July 16, 2008 07:04:54

Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger. Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen! This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age. Full Story

Not a day over 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2008 10:59:50 July 14, 2008 10:59:50

Salma Hayek turns 42 in September. Bitch doesn’t look a day over 30. And next to Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, Salma could pass for a zygote. Seriously... that skin is amazing! Salma went shopping yesterday in Malibu with baby Valentina, 9 months old. You will note, Salma did NOT pimp her kid pics off to a tabloid. Full Story