I want to see your movie
A lovely reader called Elle sent the trailer. It’s so rare to see you in a romantic role. So when we do get a chance to see you in a romantic role, the result is the major quiver. Especially since the object of your romance is your real life girlfriend and baby mother Alicja. And you share long lingering looks. And she has a beautiful body. And you probably devour it. Is it pervy to say that I hope you devour it when I can watch it? Been a long time since you’ve had a love scene. It helps with my own imaginings, you see.
Was so happy to see new photos of you leaving LAX yesterday. And look, you’re not even upset about the paps. It’s a new attitude, a new peace for you right now. Wishing you more of this in the Year of the Tiger.
Ondine will finally be released in June. A heartwrenching fairy tale hoping for Notebook audiences? You can always count on me.