Um, you are killing my quiver

July 6, 2010 16:48:17 Posted at July 6, 2010 16:48:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well you’ve proved it. You’ve proved that bad hair can destroy even the most potent quiver. Even YOUR quiver, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I know you’re in costume for your new movie Horrible Bosses with Jennifer Aniston. I know you’re probably really enjoying being an unattractive, comb-over Horrible Boss. But I am not enjoying you as a Horrible Boss at all. I can’t... I can’t ... look at you for too long. I just...

Michael K from calls it Child Toucher style. You are wearing Child Toucher hair. And not only have you turned me off you, you’ve turned me off EVERYONE. So I guess you’re fully in character. And I hope it plays for good laughs. Because if I have to sit through this for 90 minutes at the movies next year, there has to be a payoff.

Remember I am fickle. Don’t hate me if I take you off the Freebie 5.

Yours, still, but maybe not tomorrow...

Photos from Giovanni/

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