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Colin Farrell anyone?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Yes yes yes. I suffered through Miami Vice. And I suffered through it because even with the oil, even with the greasy hair and the cheesy dialogue and the ridiculous plot and Gong Li’s unintelligible delivery, even though he looked like sh-t, Colin Farrell is a sexy beast. And yes, it probably does have something to do with the fact that I’ve seen his sex tape…which, if you can get your hands on, is well worth it. Full Story

Monday, February 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Many many thanks for all of your New Year wishes and for the countless messages re: The Shave. If on the off chance you have no idea what I’m talking about, scroll down and read the entry from Saturday – a rare weekend post courtesy the troubled Britney Spears… more on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back for new posts throughout the day, scroll down for late posts you may have missed from Friday and Saturday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Man of the Year winners have been contacted, more fantastic Oscar-week giveaways to come this week. PPS. Colin Farrell was not Drunk and Fired. Colin isn’t bloated anymore…D&F STILL is. And he has been for a while now. Shame really…for a while he was actually good enough for (in my opinion) the Best of the Best, legally and romantically. And now he’s working with bimbo blondes straight to DVD, poor sod.

Scarlett Johansson: a goddess is forgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2006 12:00:00 December 20, 2006 12:00:00

If it were up to me, she’d be single and lookin’ for Colin Farrell. Unfortunately for Colin, Scarlett has other plans and after bungling his relationship with her the first time ‘round, it appears that Josh has groveled his way back into Scarjo’s good books and the lucky sod was proudly making out with her in NYC last week. Full Story

Thursday, December 14, 2006 Dear Gossips, Golden Globe nominations announced this morning…BIG score for my Leo, The Departed and Babel leading the way. As expected, Brad was named in the Best Supporting category – campaign a success so far. Brangelina Road to Oscar underway? Some surprises, see below for more. Thursday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. So we watched Miami Vice last night and I never expected this but…Colin Farrell? Greasy monkey, greasy hair, cheesy voice? And STILL massive quiveration. Is that wrong???

Colin & Jamie: Miami Vice Exclusive Giveaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2006 12:00:00 November 29, 2006 12:00:00

The Miami Vice DVD comes out next week and I have 3 copies to giveaway if you’re interested. If you want to win, send an email to [email protected] and tell me – who’s the bigger trainwreck: Britney or Lindsay? Defend your position in 150 words or less by Thursday afternoon. Good luck! Synopsis: From acclaimed writer-director-producer Michael Mann, Miami Vice explores the intricate dynamic between criminals and cops who risk everything as they navigate an international marketplace where third-world drug trafficking intersects with billion-dollar conglomerates. Full Story

Wednesday, November 15, 2006 SITE UPDATE - FIXED! ********* Dear Gossips, Not Matt, not McDreamy (thank Goddess) but George. For the 2nd time in a row, George Clooney has been named the Sexiest Man Alive. And to quote Gay Wentie Miller – Brava, People. Brava indeed. As for Nicole Richie – it’s not often that I believe celebrities but in this case I do. If not for anything else than the timeline. She was photographed one day before the treatment announcement and one day after the treatment announcement, sneaking off to party in LA and, truth be told, every day since – before and after gaining back “ten pounds”. Doesn’t work with the 4 day gastric bypass reversal and certainly doesn’t allow for adequate convalescence either. Conspiracy theorists will likely disagree but seriously...she ain"t the only candidate in Hollywood that fits the blind item description, non? Wednesday – real time blogging, hit the site often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. The Freebie 5 remains unfixed after site updates from the weekend and I’m too stupid to remember how to change it. Patience – I’ll figure it out. But in case you don’t recall – Zizou is gone, as are Norton and Farrell, replaced by George, Leo, and Borat.

George Clooney & the Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Finally…right? You know what did me in? There is one photo in the new issue of Vanity Fair (out Wednesday in NYC and LA, next week everywhere else), page 344, I would put it up here but I"d get the Chinese sued outta me so wait 24 hours for the scans, but I"m telling you, it"s killer. The whole spread is killer - Old Hollywood theme, posing with Gemma Ward, in this particular photo he"s shot in black & white, wearing a white shirt, tuxedo pants, sitting on the floor, leaning back against a door, hand resting on a raised knee, looking off to the side at Gemma, the sun is lighting up half of his face, his expression is flirty and wistful and even a little tired all at once… PURE LOIN QUIVERATION. Full Story


Colin Farrell, Hugh Jackman, Matt Dillon, Jake Gyllenhaal - none of them have received for a favour . You will note they all have a common thread, a thread the receiver does not share. Fresh VMA smut tonight! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Girl Crushing on Jenna Dewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2006 12:00:00 August 14, 2006 12:00:00

Longtime readers of this column know that I love teen movies. But a teen DANCE movie??? Heaven, y"all. Pure, unadulterated, shameless heaven. I have seen them all. Save the Last Dance? Yes. Dirty Dancing Havana Nights? Yes, yes. Centre Stage? Yes, yes, yes! You Got Served? Um, like, only the best one! I even saw and ENJOYED Antonio Banderas in Take the Lead - the perfect outlet for his Euro cheese. Full Story

Colin Farrell for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2006 12:00:00 July 26, 2006 12:00:00

I have mixed feelings about Colin’s return to sexy. Positive because…well… look at him. He’s de-greased, de-oiled, and no longer bloated. What’s not to love? Besides, now that the current Colin and the sex tape Colin are much more in tune, it’s hard to ignore those visual memories, especially the delicious way he leans to one angle. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: fellating on film

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

I"m sure you"ve seen these already but since I"m a day behind, you"ll bear the reruns, won"t you? Besides, what"s to complain about? Lindsay Lohan has her shoved in someone"s privates. Granted, it"s in the name of artistic sacrifice but still… are you a smuthound or are you a f&cking smuthound? So here she is, performing the unspeakable during a scene for Georgia Rule, in which she plays a troubled young girl who gets shipped off to grandma"s house where she presumably finds a new young man to blow at the lake. Full Story