Don’t be mad at me but I’ve run out of time now and can’t write up the Fassy Zoey article from last night. They were at the CAA SmartWater party. Together. And OMG, it’s hot and crazy at the same time. But more on that later. To make up for how much I suck, please find attached some great photos of Michael Fassbender signing autographs for fans at his hotel yesterday and at the Shame presser today. Full Story

It’s been a month since Justin Timberlake was spotted in Toronto visiting Jessica Biel, leading her to believe, and subsequently tell people, that he was taking her back. He then took off for the Friends With Benefits press tour and proceeded to announce that he’s single. Though they were both at Comic-Con, a day apart, word is there was no time to meet. Full Story

I don't think he's ever looked hotter, fitter. And having the baby in his arms doesn't hurt either, I guess. This is Colin Farrell in Toronto yesterday on the set of Total Recall with his son Henry. Yes. It's been really hot here. Hot enough, I suppose, if you want to, to walk around with your shirt off. Full Story

Colin Farrell is currently in Toronto shooting Total Recall. He’ll be presenting at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. I’m working that night. Sasha’s working too. Remember that eyef-cking thing that happened the last time Sash and Colin were in the same room? Click here Full Story

The MuchMusic Video Awards are happening on Sunday June 19 in Toronto. It’s always a good party. Always big names. This year is no exception. Lady Gaga is coming, Selena Gomez is co-hosting, all kinds of celebrities are presenting, and they just announced more this week – click here Full Story

Written by Sarah Everyone is going to want to talk about Jennifer Aniston and her daring new career as a supporting actress in mediocre comedies, but I don’t care about that. That’s what Aniston has been all along, she just insisted on trying to be a leading lady, which she isn’t. Full Story

I really, really like it when Colin Farrell has short hair. The Recruit? Please. That’s too good. SO good. When I was working out beside him practically every day during Oscar week*, his hair wasn’t super long, but it was long-ish. Enough to tuck behind his ears. I’m not saying he looked bad. Full Story

I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. First they met on a talk show in the UK. That allegedly progressed to aggressive texting on her part. Last night they were both at a restaurant in Santa Monica. They were photographed leaving separately but were supposedly dining together inside. OMG they’re totally f-cking. Full Story

Written by Duana I just want to point out a couple of things about this whole “Duana bailed” scenario. I don’t generally work out in the same religious way Lainey does. Full Story

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

Have you read Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head yet? Click here for my review from a couple of weeks ago. She’ll mesmerise you the way she mesmerised Colin Farrell…initially. She called him her Gypsy Husband. And according to the UK Sun Full Story

By Emma Forrest At 16 she was writing her own column for the Sunday Times. She was contributing to the Guardian by the age of 21. And Vogue, and Vanity Fair, and the Independent. At 22 she published her first book. It was very well received. Two more followed. Those were acclaimed too. By the way, Emma Forrest was also named one of Variety’s Top Ten Screenwriters to Watch in 2009. Full Story

Especially when Julia is around… It was Ellen DeGeneres’s 53rd birthday yesterday. And they made a big production of it on her show. Supposedly it was all a surprise; she didn’t know who the guests would be, only that each one would be a mystery. And then Julia Roberts came out first and it became all about her. Full Story

This, I think, is our final letter. I am not sad about it. Fickleness is a great attribute. There are things about you, that you struggle with, and they are killing my quiver. But I do love that Emma Forrest wrote about it. Have you talked? You don’t seem like a grudgy person. You might be even supportive of her despite the fact that she shared some excruciatingly private information about what happened when you two were dating. Full Story