Colin Firth and wife Livia at LAX

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We’re No Good For Him

Mark Darcy – every woman’s fantasy man. And Colin Firth is a man deserving of the title. But sigh… girls and gays, we can’t have him. Because he already has a good woman. And what are we compared to her?

Here they are at LAX the other day – Colin and his wife Livia Giuggiolo. Know nothing about her but I can imagine. I can imagine she’s Italian and impossibly stylish. From the hair to the skin, her body, the leggings, the boots, the way some European woman have chic genetically coded into their DNA – bet your fake tits Livia is The One.

I am content that the perfect man is with a worthy woman. And he’d have to be worthy of this woman too, non?

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com