A comparison in top heavy denim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 11:41:28 June 1, 2011 11:41:28

I don’t think you would argue with me if I said Salma Hayek has big breasts. And the same goes for Jessica Simpson. They’re also both short. But that’s pretty much it re: similarities.

Here’s Salma in Venice to attend an art museum opening proving – courageously, I might add – that you don’t have to be tall and lanky to work the high waisted option. She’s working it right here. I’m not saying it’s the most amazing she’s ever looked. But it’s not sh-t either. It’s more than a medium actually. I’m sure I don’t have to assault you again with how Porny interprets this style. You are shuddering at the memory.

Anyway, check out Porny at LAX yesterday in boyfriend jeans and what are probably very expensive shoes that only she can turn into $50 massage parlour specials. Here’s what I will say about Jessica though – at least she isn’t so f-cking twatty she’d dare compare her upcoming wedding to that freeloader to the Royal Wedding which is what one of those Kardashian people did recently. As IF.

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Maurizio La Pira/Splashnewsonline.com

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