Disgusting David

May 13, 2010 08:24:11 Posted at May 13, 2010 08:24:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah


Ew. Sick. Disgusting. When it comes to David Beckham, I don’t get it. Everyone says he’s so hot but his underwear ads kind of make me throw up in my mouth a little. You know who he looks like? Lord Voldemort. Seriously, when reading Harry Potter I always pictured Tom Riddle and even Voldemort before he got all snakey looking like Becks. He’s always so shiny! I would think a man who puts so much thought into his appearance would carry some blotting papers with him.

These are photos of Disgusting David arriving in London. He’s part of the delegation presenting England’s Bid Book to Fifa for the 2018 World Cup of SOCCER. (Football is big dudes committing legalized assault on one another. SOCCER is track stars that can kick. And you probably think I’m being an aggressive American right now, but that’s what cultural hegemony gets you.) At least Becks is actually smiling. Usually he’s scowling and pissy when photographed in airports. Of course, Posh isn’t with him. It must be terrifying to travel with a praying mantis. Obviously he can kick back and relax a little on the plane when he’s not worried about his mate devouring him in a fit of hunger-induced rage. I wonder what Becks’ role is in the World Cup delegation? Judging from my knowledge of him as an American Major League SOCCER player, he will sit quietly and do nothing. According to reports, Becks turned down several offers to be a commentator during the World Cup so that he could “be there” for his team and to focus on the Bid Book presentation. But William and Harry are also going to be pitching Fifa for the 2018 World Cup. Do you really need Disgusting David when you have the future king and the rebel prince wooing you?

Are also going to be pitching Fifa for the 2018 World Cup. Do you really need Disgusting David when you have the future king and the rebel prince wooing you?


Written by Sarah
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Photos from Flynetonline.com

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