Golden Balls gets golden slimed
David Beckham was honoured – sort of – at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports Awards last night in LA. He had his boys Romeo and Cruz with him. H7 is too young and Brooklyn, I guess, doesn’t want to be a “kid” anymore? I totally get that. But how cute is the hair? The Beckham boys family hair.
So they slime people at this event. You’ve seen it. And…usually it’s green, right?
Have you ever seen it such a lovely shade of gold?
Look at him. His biceps like they’re part of some museum statue. The glow off his hair like it’s a bust that some artist has spent years chipping. He’s been slimed and he still looks magnificent!
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